Tiger Woods' Pimp Checklist

[pimpofpoker]

[ X ] Black Caddy w/Large Rims
[ X ] Blonde Trophy
[ X ] Police Record
[ X ] Big Cheddar(that's "money" to you guys in the burbs)
[ X ] String-O-Ho's on the side
[ ] Darth Vader cape
[ ] Gold Tooth

Comments

[njchick]

I'm always in awe of any guy who can pull off wearing a cape.

[pimpofpoker]

It takes a lot of self-confidence to pull off that feat...probably acts like a turn on to women. Would Vader, Batman, and Count Dracula even be the same figures without sporting big black capes?

Now that Tiger has lost his wholesome look and his ability to market that particular look, we might see him sporting a new image next year.