1. The OJ Club: Members would meet on Sundays, not unlike a corvette club, and go touring around LA freeways at slow speed in a convoy beginning with a white bronco and a bunch of used, out-of-service police cars ( Read more... )

Is anyone else tired of hearing poker players rant about yoga and being vegans? Getting in shape is one thing, but listening to a poker player rant about yoga and life as a vegan is like answering the door and having a couple mormon missionaries try to talk their way inside while I'm busy 12-tabling.

I almost forgot, but not quite. That's because my dad won't let me forget. He straddled twice in vegas and BOTH times was dealt AA. So, naturally, he's a psychic know-it-all genius the rest of the trip ( Read more... )

So, I'm back from my comped stay breaking in the Encore. I report the following ( Read more... )

So I deposited a very large check into my checking account. Some dumbass at Federal Reserve or someplace keyed it in wrong and left off the last two zeroes. Very pissed. Go to bank. Bank manager says they did it correctly on her end and she speaks to someone on phone who said it'd get fixed. Week later, not fixed. Back to bank. Manager says ( Read more... )

What is the problem everyone has with the clock being called on them? I don't have all fucking day to sit around watching a player sit there with a $5000 stack and taking 5 minutes to stare down an $80 all-in bet. But, I patiently watch CNBC while these idiots go hollywood over each and every call. Eventually, I call for a clock and the ( Read more... )

So a month or so ago the Wynn comps me 3 nights and pays me to show up. I gave them zero gamble. Today I open my mail and get a two night comp for Encore plus they are paying me cash to show up again. Thanks, Steve.

Tom Cruise bets half his stack on a monster draw. Hitler tries to re-assert his dominance by betting out the river. Having missed his chance to flush Hitler , Tom Cruise bluff calls like a bay area tourist in hopes his regime will fold.

I like Top Ten lists ( Read more... )

Fucking Downey Savings and their high yield CDs.