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sooooooo, anyhoo, i'm back, for better or worse. and i will say this, seattle kicks the south's ass, but we ain't got shit on their food, that's for sure. it was pretty boring, and my grandmother's obnoxious.
Here is my humble review of the new movie
Shit. This movie was a pile of shit. The actors were: Jude Law (i don't know too much about him), Julia Roberts (i don't know much about her, either), Natalie Portman (HOLY SHIT she's hot), and some guy who's name i didn't bother to catch (for our purposes, let's call him Gaylord). It wasn't the acting that was bad, though Julia Roberts was somewhat bland. The thing about this movie that totally sucked was the lack of any sort of plot or decent screenplay. With a cast like this, this movie could have gone far, but the plot didn't follow any sort of coherent order and there was no climax. Basically the characters in the movie just have sex with each other randomly and then swear a lot. And I mean a lot. The part that pissed me off was that whoever wrote the screenplay filled space with useless obscenities which negate any point the movie had in the first place. With out this crap, the movie would have been all of 25 minutes. Here's a brief summation of a conversation between Gaylord and Julia Roberts after Julia Roberts has sex with Jude Law: G:Where'd you do it? JR:Why G:Because I'm a pervert, answer the question! JR:Over there. G:That's where we had our first fuck. Was it good? JR:What? G:You heard me! JR:He was different, gentler. G:Did you come? JR:Yea, I came twice. G:How'd you do it? JR:First he went down on me, then he fucked me from behind in my cunt. G:You whore, did you enjoy sucking him off?! JR:Of course I did. G:How did he taste? JR:Like you, only sweeter. G:Get the fuck out of here.
I think that proves my point. Really, I don't want to hear this shit. The worst came towards the beginning in a chatroom scene between Jude Law and Gaylord, in which Gaylord thinks Jude Law is a woman: JD: What's your fantasy? G:Six girls, they're all over me, they suck me, cock, balls, everything. What's your fantasy? JD:Stangers all line up in a que. One by one I suck them off like the dirty whore I am. Then they come all over my facetitscunthair*(i'm not exaggerating, that part is straight from the movie).
During this scene I was painfully close to vomiting all over the seat in front of me. Apparently most people already know that this movie sucks, because there were only about seven people in the theatre, and by the end half of them had left. Don't see this movie, it blows. And if anybody tries to tell you that this movie is realistic in it's portrayl(spelling?) of relationships, slap them and spit on them and tell them that they're going to burn in hell for eternity.
Also:
Let it be--The Beatles
I firmly believe that this is the best song ever written, hands down. It gives me goose-bumps everytime I hear it. Great recording too, Paul McCartney's voice has never sounded better. The piano part alone is timeless.
Tunnel of Love--Dire Straits
When I die, this is the song I want to be listening to. Seriously, it's epic. 8 minutes of Mark Knopfler's guitar glory, not to mention some amazing dynamics and the most moving ending to a song I've ever heard. Mark Knopfler truly does speak through his guitar playing.
The Weight--The Band
I just love to hear this song. The singer for the Band had a really distinctive voice, and they really had their shit together. This is just a solid, good song.
Commissioning a Symphony in C--Cake
Cake is awesome because they have a really original sound. The solo on this one is a piece within itself, and I love that. The other thing I love about Cake is their lyrics, which are out there. If you don't own this album, buy it.
Gymnopedie No. 3--Erik Satie
Satie was an amazing composer. His gymnopedie's are painfully beautiful, and this one is my favorite.
My God--Pennywise
I couldn't not mention Pennywise. Another band with a special sound, though often imitated. Pennywise is fun to just fucking rock out to, and I love their guitar parts.
Puff the Magic Dragon--Peter, Paul, and Mary
My favorite song ever. I know all the words, and so should you. And it's not about weed, dipshit, get your head out of your ass.
Beast of Burden--The Rolling Stones
Mick Jagger sounds so damn good on this track it should be criminal. The Rolling Stones were mostly blues rock, but sometimes when they explored some other things, they sounded their best.
Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker--Schoolyard Heroes
My favorite song by my favorite band. These guys kick so much ass. It's really neat the way instead of simply having the guitar play chords and the bass fuck around in the background, the two work together and compliment each other. Plus Ryan Donnelly has an amazing voice.
Follow the Reaper--Children of Bodom
Holy shit. Alexi Laiho is an insane guitarist. This is my favorite cob album because it's the most melodic. This song is a good wrap up the album in general. I remember hearing this at tyler's house late at night turned up super loud with like 8 people in the room, it freaked me the fuck out, I've been hooked ever since.
The Mary Ellen Carter--Stan Rogers
First of all, R.I.P. Stan. Rogers was a great songwriter from Canada, this is his most famous song. He uses some crazy tuning and a capo to get the guitar, but it gives it sort of shimmery sound. And the lyrics on this one are very good.
El Scorcho--Weezer
Rivers Cuomo is a genius. Sadly, their last two albums have been shit disguised as music. This song just makes me happy when I hear it.
If you haven't heard any of these songs, find them now and listen to them. That's all for now.
Here is my humble review of the new movie
Shit. This movie was a pile of shit. The actors were: Jude Law (i don't know too much about him), Julia Roberts (i don't know much about her, either), Natalie Portman (HOLY SHIT she's hot), and some guy who's name i didn't bother to catch (for our purposes, let's call him Gaylord). It wasn't the acting that was bad, though Julia Roberts was somewhat bland. The thing about this movie that totally sucked was the lack of any sort of plot or decent screenplay. With a cast like this, this movie could have gone far, but the plot didn't follow any sort of coherent order and there was no climax. Basically the characters in the movie just have sex with each other randomly and then swear a lot. And I mean a lot. The part that pissed me off was that whoever wrote the screenplay filled space with useless obscenities which negate any point the movie had in the first place. With out this crap, the movie would have been all of 25 minutes. Here's a brief summation of a conversation between Gaylord and Julia Roberts after Julia Roberts has sex with Jude Law: G:Where'd you do it? JR:Why G:Because I'm a pervert, answer the question! JR:Over there. G:That's where we had our first fuck. Was it good? JR:What? G:You heard me! JR:He was different, gentler. G:Did you come? JR:Yea, I came twice. G:How'd you do it? JR:First he went down on me, then he fucked me from behind in my cunt. G:You whore, did you enjoy sucking him off?! JR:Of course I did. G:How did he taste? JR:Like you, only sweeter. G:Get the fuck out of here.
I think that proves my point. Really, I don't want to hear this shit. The worst came towards the beginning in a chatroom scene between Jude Law and Gaylord, in which Gaylord thinks Jude Law is a woman: JD: What's your fantasy? G:Six girls, they're all over me, they suck me, cock, balls, everything. What's your fantasy? JD:Stangers all line up in a que. One by one I suck them off like the dirty whore I am. Then they come all over my facetitscunthair*(i'm not exaggerating, that part is straight from the movie).
During this scene I was painfully close to vomiting all over the seat in front of me. Apparently most people already know that this movie sucks, because there were only about seven people in the theatre, and by the end half of them had left. Don't see this movie, it blows. And if anybody tries to tell you that this movie is realistic in it's portrayl(spelling?) of relationships, slap them and spit on them and tell them that they're going to burn in hell for eternity.
Also:
Let it be--The Beatles
I firmly believe that this is the best song ever written, hands down. It gives me goose-bumps everytime I hear it. Great recording too, Paul McCartney's voice has never sounded better. The piano part alone is timeless.
Tunnel of Love--Dire Straits
When I die, this is the song I want to be listening to. Seriously, it's epic. 8 minutes of Mark Knopfler's guitar glory, not to mention some amazing dynamics and the most moving ending to a song I've ever heard. Mark Knopfler truly does speak through his guitar playing.
The Weight--The Band
I just love to hear this song. The singer for the Band had a really distinctive voice, and they really had their shit together. This is just a solid, good song.
Commissioning a Symphony in C--Cake
Cake is awesome because they have a really original sound. The solo on this one is a piece within itself, and I love that. The other thing I love about Cake is their lyrics, which are out there. If you don't own this album, buy it.
Gymnopedie No. 3--Erik Satie
Satie was an amazing composer. His gymnopedie's are painfully beautiful, and this one is my favorite.
My God--Pennywise
I couldn't not mention Pennywise. Another band with a special sound, though often imitated. Pennywise is fun to just fucking rock out to, and I love their guitar parts.
Puff the Magic Dragon--Peter, Paul, and Mary
My favorite song ever. I know all the words, and so should you. And it's not about weed, dipshit, get your head out of your ass.
Beast of Burden--The Rolling Stones
Mick Jagger sounds so damn good on this track it should be criminal. The Rolling Stones were mostly blues rock, but sometimes when they explored some other things, they sounded their best.
Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker--Schoolyard Heroes
My favorite song by my favorite band. These guys kick so much ass. It's really neat the way instead of simply having the guitar play chords and the bass fuck around in the background, the two work together and compliment each other. Plus Ryan Donnelly has an amazing voice.
Follow the Reaper--Children of Bodom
Holy shit. Alexi Laiho is an insane guitarist. This is my favorite cob album because it's the most melodic. This song is a good wrap up the album in general. I remember hearing this at tyler's house late at night turned up super loud with like 8 people in the room, it freaked me the fuck out, I've been hooked ever since.
The Mary Ellen Carter--Stan Rogers
First of all, R.I.P. Stan. Rogers was a great songwriter from Canada, this is his most famous song. He uses some crazy tuning and a capo to get the guitar, but it gives it sort of shimmery sound. And the lyrics on this one are very good.
El Scorcho--Weezer
Rivers Cuomo is a genius. Sadly, their last two albums have been shit disguised as music. This song just makes me happy when I hear it.
If you haven't heard any of these songs, find them now and listen to them. That's all for now.