good luck getting through this shit...i hate myself, and so should you (hate me, that is)
holy shit i don't want to do my humanities homework.
Really Long Survey (over 200)
What is your name? Peter Kirk
Are you named after anyone? no
What's your screename? i don't use IM, it's a waste of time
Would you name a child of yours after you? hell no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? shaniqua
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? seymour butts
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly? no, and don't ever spell people ppl again, or i'll cut you
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? are you fucking kidding, how stupid would that be
Basics
Your gender: male
Straight/Gay/Bi: straight
Single? yes
If not, do you want to be?
Birthdate: 5/30/89
Your age: 15
Age you act: fuck you, thats what age i act
Age you wish you were: 21
Your height: somewhere between 6-1 and 6-3
Eye color: blue
Happy with it? yup
Hair color: browm
Happy with it? yes
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty
Your living arrangement: mom dad me
Your family: exists
Have any pets? no
Whats your job? snowboard instructor, i don't know what i'll do this summer...
Piercings? none
Tattoos? no, but i want a giant four bars(black flag logo) tattoo on my left forearm...
Obsessions? music
Addictions? crack
Do you speak another language? no
Have a favorite quote? "No Stairway to Heaven"
Do you have a webpage? no
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment? not really, i don't know
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? yes
Do you have any secrets? one...sorry daniel
Do you hate yourself? not really
Do you like your handwriting? it sucks, but i like it
Do you have any bad habits? being sarcastic, making an ass of myself...using too many elipses...
What is the compliment you get from most people? "shutup, fatass!"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? "Blade 4: What Up Now, Bitch!" Starring Wesley Snipes as me.
What's your biggest fear? spiders
Can you sing? it depends on what you call singing
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i get confused with madonna ALL the time
Are you a loner? not really
What are your #1 priorities in life? music, happiness
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? HELL NO, i'd kick my ass
Are you a daredevil? on the inside, i'm a pussy, but i do stuff anyway because i'm stupid like that
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? yes
Are you passive or agressive? passive
Do you have a journal? no
What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength: olympian physique, special olympian, that is Weakness: your mother
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i don't know
Do you think you are emotionally strong? not particularly, i don't know
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? yes
Do you think life has been good so far? its alright
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? pasta with canteloupe tastes like ass
What do you like the most about your body? eyes
And least? farmer's tan
Do you think you are good looking? beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at least that's what i tell myself to help get to sleep at night
Are you confident? no
What is the fictional character you are most like? Blade........haha
Are you perceived wrongly? yea, sometimes
Do You...
Smoke? cigs? no
Do drugs? sometimes
Read the newspaper? occasionally
Pray? no
Go to church? no
Talk to strangers who IM you? no, because IM is bullshit
Sleep with stuffed animals? no
Take walks in the rain? no
Talk to people even though you hate them? yes
Drive? not without a parent or guardian until this june
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice? yes
Hurt yourself? yes
Been out of the country? canada, england, france
Eaten something that made other people sick? yes
Been in love? no
Done drugs? yes
Gone skinny dipping? yes
Had a medical emergency? not a huge emergency
Had surgery? yes
Ran away from home? not seriously
Played strip poker? no.
Gotten beaten up? no
Beaten someone up? kinda, not badly
Been picked on? once or twice
Been on stage? yes
Slept outdoors? Yes
Thought about suicide? Yes
Pulled an all nighter? Yes
If yes, what is your record? 1
Gone one day without food? i don't know
Talked on the phone all night? yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex? no
Slept all day? no
Killed someone? no...i swear
Made out with a stranger? no
Had sex with a stranger? no
Thought you're going crazy? yes
Kissed the same sex? no
Done anything sexual with the same sex? no
Been betrayed? yes
Had a dream that came true? no
Broken the law? yes
Met a famous person? shaun white
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? yes
On purpose? yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? no
Stolen anything? yes
Been on radio/tv? not to my knowledge
Been in a mosh-pit? yes
Had a nervous breakdown? nope
Bungee jumped? no
Had a dream that kept coming back? yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets? yes
Miracles? no
Astrology? no
Magic? i wish
God? no
Satan? no
Santa? no
Ghosts? no
Luck? no
Love at first sight? maybe
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)? yes, because if there is not bad, then nothing is good because there is nothing by which to judge, and vice versa
Witches? no
Easter bunny? no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? no
Do you wish on stars? no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
Do you think God has a gender? no
Do you believe in organized religion? no
Where do you think we go when we die? i have no idea
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? probably
Who is your best friend? there are a couple
Who's the one person that knows most about you? malcolm or daniel c.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? "Wait until she's asleep"
Your favourite inside joke? sticky-j
Thing you're picked on most about? my rock hard muscles and great shape...
Who's your longest known friend? On LJ? malcolm g., 9 years
Newest? dunno
Shyest? me
Funniest? jeff, malcolm
Sweetest? dunno
Closest? i dunno, there are multiple
Weirdest? alex v.
Smartest? zach l.
Ditziest? ummm
Friends you miss being close to the most? none
Last person you talked to online? spencer
Who do you talk to most online? nobody
Who are you on the phone with most? who cares, not me
Who do you trust most? malcolm
Who listens to your problems? NOBODY...uh oh, here come my emo tears
Who do you fight most with? i don't fight, or i try not to, unless i'm wasted
Who's the nicest? will p.
Who's the most outgoing? andrew
Who's the best singer? john
Who's on your shit-list? heather, and eric manley just pisses me off
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? probably
Who's your second family? daniel creim's
Do you always feel understood? no
Who's the loudest friend? malcolm
Do you trust others easily? yes
Who's house were you last at? mine, daniel's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: richard simmons'
Do your friends know you? yes
Friend that lives farthest away: andrew, issaquah
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake? no
What do you find romantic? hmmmm
Turn-on? funny, smart, thinks for herself
Turn-off? bitchiness
First kiss? what about it
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel? flattered
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or during? before
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? yes, of course
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? probably
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? i don't know, i dont usually ask
What is best about the opposite sex? they're not phsically repulsive
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? WAY too complicated most of the time
What's the last present someone gave you? snowboarding jacket
Are you in love? no
Do you consider your significant other hot? N/A
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you? Bono
You wanted to kill? Bono
That you laughed at? everybody
That laughed at you? daniel
That turned you on? -
You went shopping with? shopping blows, wait, at atlas clothing with nick, jeff, and tony
That broke your heart? kayleigh...memories
To disappoint you? myself
To ask you out? ha, 'cause that happens ALL the time to me
To make you cry? i think my parents
To brighten up your day? david burton
That you thought about? dunno.
You saw a movie with? daniel and jeff
You talked to on the phone? my grandma
You talked to through IM/ICQ? spencer
You saw? my dad
You lost? as in dying? my grandfather
Right This Moment...
Are you going out? no
Will it be with your significant other? N/A
Or some random person? N/A
What are you wearing right now? school sweatshirt, sweatpants, socks
Body part you're touching right now: my giant breasts! what the fuck kind of question is that
What are you worried about right now? future
What book are you reading? there are several
What's on your mousepad? an ad for swedish hospital
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: bored, sore, lame, full, pathetic
Are you bored? yes
Are you tired? a little
Are you talking to anyone online? no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no
Are you lonely or content? some of both
Are you listening to music? of course
Really Long Survey (over 200)
What is your name? Peter Kirk
Are you named after anyone? no
What's your screename? i don't use IM, it's a waste of time
Would you name a child of yours after you? hell no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? shaniqua
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? seymour butts
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly? no, and don't ever spell people ppl again, or i'll cut you
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? are you fucking kidding, how stupid would that be
Basics
Your gender: male
Straight/Gay/Bi: straight
Single? yes
If not, do you want to be?
Birthdate: 5/30/89
Your age: 15
Age you act: fuck you, thats what age i act
Age you wish you were: 21
Your height: somewhere between 6-1 and 6-3
Eye color: blue
Happy with it? yup
Hair color: browm
Happy with it? yes
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty
Your living arrangement: mom dad me
Your family: exists
Have any pets? no
Whats your job? snowboard instructor, i don't know what i'll do this summer...
Piercings? none
Tattoos? no, but i want a giant four bars(black flag logo) tattoo on my left forearm...
Obsessions? music
Addictions? crack
Do you speak another language? no
Have a favorite quote? "No Stairway to Heaven"
Do you have a webpage? no
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment? not really, i don't know
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? yes
Do you have any secrets? one...sorry daniel
Do you hate yourself? not really
Do you like your handwriting? it sucks, but i like it
Do you have any bad habits? being sarcastic, making an ass of myself...using too many elipses...
What is the compliment you get from most people? "shutup, fatass!"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? "Blade 4: What Up Now, Bitch!" Starring Wesley Snipes as me.
What's your biggest fear? spiders
Can you sing? it depends on what you call singing
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? i get confused with madonna ALL the time
Are you a loner? not really
What are your #1 priorities in life? music, happiness
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? HELL NO, i'd kick my ass
Are you a daredevil? on the inside, i'm a pussy, but i do stuff anyway because i'm stupid like that
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? yes
Are you passive or agressive? passive
Do you have a journal? no
What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength: olympian physique, special olympian, that is Weakness: your mother
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i don't know
Do you think you are emotionally strong? not particularly, i don't know
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? yes
Do you think life has been good so far? its alright
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? pasta with canteloupe tastes like ass
What do you like the most about your body? eyes
And least? farmer's tan
Do you think you are good looking? beauty is in the eye of the beholder, at least that's what i tell myself to help get to sleep at night
Are you confident? no
What is the fictional character you are most like? Blade........haha
Are you perceived wrongly? yea, sometimes
Do You...
Smoke? cigs? no
Do drugs? sometimes
Read the newspaper? occasionally
Pray? no
Go to church? no
Talk to strangers who IM you? no, because IM is bullshit
Sleep with stuffed animals? no
Take walks in the rain? no
Talk to people even though you hate them? yes
Drive? not without a parent or guardian until this june
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice? yes
Hurt yourself? yes
Been out of the country? canada, england, france
Eaten something that made other people sick? yes
Been in love? no
Done drugs? yes
Gone skinny dipping? yes
Had a medical emergency? not a huge emergency
Had surgery? yes
Ran away from home? not seriously
Played strip poker? no.
Gotten beaten up? no
Beaten someone up? kinda, not badly
Been picked on? once or twice
Been on stage? yes
Slept outdoors? Yes
Thought about suicide? Yes
Pulled an all nighter? Yes
If yes, what is your record? 1
Gone one day without food? i don't know
Talked on the phone all night? yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex? no
Slept all day? no
Killed someone? no...i swear
Made out with a stranger? no
Had sex with a stranger? no
Thought you're going crazy? yes
Kissed the same sex? no
Done anything sexual with the same sex? no
Been betrayed? yes
Had a dream that came true? no
Broken the law? yes
Met a famous person? shaun white
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? yes
On purpose? yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? no
Stolen anything? yes
Been on radio/tv? not to my knowledge
Been in a mosh-pit? yes
Had a nervous breakdown? nope
Bungee jumped? no
Had a dream that kept coming back? yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets? yes
Miracles? no
Astrology? no
Magic? i wish
God? no
Satan? no
Santa? no
Ghosts? no
Luck? no
Love at first sight? maybe
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)? yes, because if there is not bad, then nothing is good because there is nothing by which to judge, and vice versa
Witches? no
Easter bunny? no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? no
Do you wish on stars? no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
Do you think God has a gender? no
Do you believe in organized religion? no
Where do you think we go when we die? i have no idea
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? probably
Who is your best friend? there are a couple
Who's the one person that knows most about you? malcolm or daniel c.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? "Wait until she's asleep"
Your favourite inside joke? sticky-j
Thing you're picked on most about? my rock hard muscles and great shape...
Who's your longest known friend? On LJ? malcolm g., 9 years
Newest? dunno
Shyest? me
Funniest? jeff, malcolm
Sweetest? dunno
Closest? i dunno, there are multiple
Weirdest? alex v.
Smartest? zach l.
Ditziest? ummm
Friends you miss being close to the most? none
Last person you talked to online? spencer
Who do you talk to most online? nobody
Who are you on the phone with most? who cares, not me
Who do you trust most? malcolm
Who listens to your problems? NOBODY...uh oh, here come my emo tears
Who do you fight most with? i don't fight, or i try not to, unless i'm wasted
Who's the nicest? will p.
Who's the most outgoing? andrew
Who's the best singer? john
Who's on your shit-list? heather, and eric manley just pisses me off
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? probably
Who's your second family? daniel creim's
Do you always feel understood? no
Who's the loudest friend? malcolm
Do you trust others easily? yes
Who's house were you last at? mine, daniel's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: richard simmons'
Do your friends know you? yes
Friend that lives farthest away: andrew, issaquah
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake? no
What do you find romantic? hmmmm
Turn-on? funny, smart, thinks for herself
Turn-off? bitchiness
First kiss? what about it
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel? flattered
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or during? before
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? yes, of course
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? probably
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? i don't know, i dont usually ask
What is best about the opposite sex? they're not phsically repulsive
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? WAY too complicated most of the time
What's the last present someone gave you? snowboarding jacket
Are you in love? no
Do you consider your significant other hot? N/A
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you? Bono
You wanted to kill? Bono
That you laughed at? everybody
That laughed at you? daniel
That turned you on? -
You went shopping with? shopping blows, wait, at atlas clothing with nick, jeff, and tony
That broke your heart? kayleigh...memories
To disappoint you? myself
To ask you out? ha, 'cause that happens ALL the time to me
To make you cry? i think my parents
To brighten up your day? david burton
That you thought about? dunno.
You saw a movie with? daniel and jeff
You talked to on the phone? my grandma
You talked to through IM/ICQ? spencer
You saw? my dad
You lost? as in dying? my grandfather
Right This Moment...
Are you going out? no
Will it be with your significant other? N/A
Or some random person? N/A
What are you wearing right now? school sweatshirt, sweatpants, socks
Body part you're touching right now: my giant breasts! what the fuck kind of question is that
What are you worried about right now? future
What book are you reading? there are several
What's on your mousepad? an ad for swedish hospital
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: bored, sore, lame, full, pathetic
Are you bored? yes
Are you tired? a little
Are you talking to anyone online? no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no
Are you lonely or content? some of both
Are you listening to music? of course