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at 1 pm I was awoken by two voices. one very high-pitched, one a little lower and scratchier. both screaming "CAKE! WAKE UP!" and banging on my door

I haven't eaten anything today, maybe I should. I have had no appetite lately, except for toast and tea

I dyed my hair again.
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today my neighbor(s?) saw me walking around naked

why do my parents leave the blinds open. why.

I told Adam to keep his cash in his bra & his liquor in his hand on the cruise ( Read more... )

I guess there was no reason for me to come to work today. (as in, be-a-cute-secretary-in-a-buttondown kind of work. at my mom's model ( Read more... )

as I was just looking through my mom's Glamour magazine, I found an article about different butt shapes you can resculpt yours to look like.

and I was all "UGH! I wouldn't want to do that. I love my butt."

I don't understand plastic surgery. and don't try to explain it to me

I wish everyone could love themselves the way they were made.

hey,

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