Apparently, I'm eligible for a bonus. That's gotta be the best news I had all year!

I really do not want to be here right now. We're holding a wake (for a one year old!) upstairs today. And I have not the slightest idea how to make people have a nice time ( I know nice is the most inappropriate word here, but you know what I mean), and still be respectful and not start crying or finding myself giggling at someone's jokes ( Read more... )

He said I can keep the Buffy, Angel AND Firefly DVDs. But when I requested Buffy Season 8 as well, I think he nearly passed out...

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On Tuesday, my Director of Operations popped by - to check the pub - and found a few cigarette butts outside the pub. I admit I probably should have swept them up, but hey! I was fucking busy doing all the paperwork and orders my manager should have done the day before ( Read more... )

Came in two hours early to do monday paperwork and was finished after half an hour.

I think I'm starting to like work again...

Don't you hate it when you forget your password - even though it's always the fucking same anyway - and you click that little forgot-your-password-?-button and it takes the swines 2 hours to send it to you? I'm furious. But that might be my sambuca and caffeine fuelled hangover blues speaking ( Read more... )

1. beards:
   Paired with the necessary beard mojo, they make the young look mature, the stupid wise and the non-sexual hot. You gotta love them.
2. chikinki:
   They make me wanna dance and get really, really wasted.
3. dancing:
   I dance a lot. The sillines of it makes me and those that watch happy.
4. drinking:
   It's a love/hate relationship. Cheers!
5. handbags at dawn:
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Does anyone remember Asterix' visit to the Madhouse of Bureaucracy? That's what I felt like today.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )