Dream ▶ 001 ["Heatlh me!"]
[ooc: Video under the cut - I know I am not suppose to just post a video dream, but writing this wouldn't make it funny. I apologize in advace. XD;]
( Where roaches are the size of your kitchen table. )
( Where roaches are the size of your kitchen table. )
... Roaches that big shouldn't even exist you know...?
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You don't need money or luxury to learn stuff, stupid. Just go out there and learn, and that's that. I don't know what makes you think they're so many damn constraints.
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Stop using big words aru!
When you're starving most of the time, that's hard to do aru. And ... No one really wants to teach me.
*Being Yato and all that. And Gin-chan is super lazy ass.*
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Use a damn thesaurus!
Then just get yourself a job at a library, or something! Then you can study and you can-
[A pause. Then... no one- ... Oh. Um.]
... Out of curiosity, why didn't anyone want to teach you? Besides the fact that, you know, you're terminally stupid.
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Nah, the libraries aren't from me aru. *waves it off but stops when the question is asked.*
Who are you calling stupid, stupid? Because my race isn't really welcomed by the mainstream aru. Dangerous or whatever...
*Yep gonna stop right there*
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[She does a double-take.]
... Not human, huh. Well, then, what are you?
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*Checks her fingernails, trying to look indifferent.* Yato. But I doubt you know what it is since you don't know what space is.
We're kind of like ... warrior type-ish tribe. Not from Earth.
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[Have a curious look.]
Not knowing anything about space has got nothing to do with it. And besides, what makes you so different from a human? I mean, you don't look too biologically different to me, really.
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*Okay, you've said it Rita.D8 You done it. She looks around for something then picks up a metal fork (of course she has random food utensils laying around in her room) and actually balls it up, with breaking a sweat. And within few minutes, she holds out a scrunched ball of metal.*
This I guess aru.
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[And fffft. Her expression. It's priceless, all hte way until the point in which she whips out her notebook and starts taking serious notes.]
... You tendons must be made out of steel, or something. Was it just your physical strength, or did you use magic, or what?
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This is all just me aru! Pretty neat, huh?
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More than just 'neat'. That's biologically impossible in my world. Is super-human strength all you can do, or do you have anything else really cool up your sleeves?
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*shall be also ignoring the "all" part. Lalala~* I'm more nimble and flexible than normal people aru. And I don't die from a bullet wound.
*Where this girl going with all these questions?*
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And these are all attributes to your race? That's pretty damn convenient, then. But then again, if you come from a world in where there are many different races with their own specialties, then I guess you're not so special in that context after all.
Whatever, though. You don't suppose you'd donate a hand or a leg for the sake of science, would you?
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*And at the question. Kagura is just stomped. Did this crazy girl actually expect her to chop off of her limb for SCIENCE of all things!*
Hell no! Why should I go through the pain for something like that aru? I'm not a lab rat!
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