Ok, so I just had a phone conversation with a woman named Becca who happens to be the wife of some guy that April has been talking to online. Lovely. Oh, but not only is she the wife of this man, no she is also the mother of this said man's child. Anyways, so she called the dorm and I answered the phone and she was like "Is this April?" and I said ( Read more... )

Will said the following hilarious thing last night upon me touching him and then backing away and saying that I was "just checking": Oh, cause I'm really going to be laying here half naked with my girlfriend and making out and yet be flaccid, Not Happening! NOT HAPPENING!

Then laughter over came me and I cried.

I was telling Chrissy about how my roommate asked me when I came in if things "we're going bad with me and Will" and Chrissy said the following hilarious quote ( Read more... )

Basically just to let you negroes know, I didn't brake up with Will. I told him how I felt and we talked, a long time, and then we fucked for an even longer time, and therefor I am giving him another chance. If I regret this later (which I might) then at the very least I have a hickey the size of a granny smith apple on the back of my neck ( Read more... )

So I haven't seen Will all day today. I've actually spent the whole day with Stephen and a great a big part of it sleeping and then sleeping some more. Will called me though earlier to see what I was doing, and he obviously has not a clue as to what is going to happen when I see him later tonight. He gets off of work at midnight and I should be ( Read more... )

I just got back from the mall with Stephen, and when we walked into JCPenney they had those like cologne scent pieces of paper things (wow, that took like three too many words) but anyways, and one of them was Eternity for men by Calvin Klein. Which happens to be the scent that Will wears, oh my christ, so now I keep thinking about him. And then I ( Read more... )

Blanche: Well, I certainly didn't wait for my wedding night. I couldn't! I had these urges. You know in the South we mature faster. I think it's the heat.
Dorothy: I think it's the gin.

So Will's dad is coming into town tonight and this apartment is a mess! So I figure since Will went and picked me up last night at 4 o'clock at a drunken gay party then maybe I owe him a favor. So I decide to clean this place up, and in the middle of my labor my cramps start raging and as if that wasn't good enough I also ran out of tampons. Right ( Read more... )

April Fool's Day is goddamn awesome. Exactly a year ago from today Melanie informed me that my reason for living was no longer. Meaning she told me about Matchbox Twenty's break-up. Luckly Rob Thomas' solo album will be in stores in only a couple of weeks, therefor my reason for living goes on. Oh, and also just thought you guys would like to know ( Read more... )

WTF!