No. It's a holiday. It'd be mean to throw you out. You just need some cheering up, I'll bet.
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...Are you jealous?
Don't be silly! Alia's not single-minded like that. She's not neglecting you in favor of me. It's just you're just so grouchy and mean all the time. :(
You should be nicer, and then she'll want to spend more time with you.
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He made a face.
How cute.
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It's called TYPING.
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I beg your pardon!? While her body is suspiciously provocative, she is not some lowly pleasure model, good sir!
And I'll have you know that the Chess Kingdom would crush whatever bumpkin strongholds your prehistoric type would create!
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And she was quite obviously constructed for indecent acts. Do not try to deny it.
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I deny nor acknowledge a thing, and demand you cease your unsavory focus on my Tamer and focus upon your own mouth-breathing, foolborn kind!
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Oh, forsooth! Thou hath speaking words of challenge! Woe and verily, I shall smite thee, troglodyte!
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Don't you remember what we talked about regarding insults?
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...Why are you so grumpy and cantankerous all the time, Prof?
...Do you need a hug?
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It's because if not for her devotion to you, Alia would be focusing her attention on ME and I'd have been fully evolved by now!
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...Are you jealous?
Don't be silly! Alia's not single-minded like that. She's not neglecting you in favor of me. It's just you're just so grouchy and mean all the time. :(
You should be nicer, and then she'll want to spend more time with you.
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