So, there this bartender and he sees this one guy walk into his bar. Well, this guy is carrying a twelve inch man who is playing a little piano. Now, the bartender thinks that this is pretty random, but he's also really intrigued by it. So, the bartender talks to the man. "Hey, where did you get that?" he asks as he points to the piano player. "Oh, there's a genie out front who will grant you one wish." So, the bartender runs outside, finds the genie, and says, "I want.. A MILLION BUCKS!!!" Now, the bartender walks back into his bar with one million DUCKS trailing after him. He goes up to the guy with the little piano player and yells at him. "Why the heck didn't you tell me that genie is TERRIBLE?!?" "Well," said the guy, "Do you really think I asked for a foot-long PIANIST?!"
So, there's three tomatoes walking in line. There's Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato in the back. After a while, Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. This makes Papa Tomato pretty annoyed. Then, Baby Tomato slows down so much that Papa Tomato becomes FURIOUS! Papa Tomato runs to the back of the line and STOMPS on Bay Tomato and SQUASHES HIM! Then, Papa Tomatoe says, "Catch up!"
Haha!!!! Get it?!?!? Like... Ketchup!?! Because he's squashed?!? "CATCH UP!!!" HAHAHA!
You can thank the wonderful movie, "Pulp Fiction" for that one.
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i thought for the longest time that you had orange hair.
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One's a salted.
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I was going to write that one!
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"Hey, where did you get that?" he asks as he points to the piano player.
"Oh, there's a genie out front who will grant you one wish."
So, the bartender runs outside, finds the genie, and says, "I want.. A MILLION BUCKS!!!" Now, the bartender walks back into his bar with one million DUCKS trailing after him. He goes up to the guy with the little piano player and yells at him.
"Why the heck didn't you tell me that genie is TERRIBLE?!?"
"Well," said the guy, "Do you really think I asked for a foot-long PIANIST?!"
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!
You KNOW that's funny!
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So, there's three tomatoes walking in line. There's Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato in the back. After a while, Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. This makes Papa Tomato pretty annoyed. Then, Baby Tomato slows down so much that Papa Tomato becomes FURIOUS! Papa Tomato runs to the back of the line and STOMPS on Bay Tomato and SQUASHES HIM! Then, Papa Tomatoe says, "Catch up!"
Haha!!!!
Get it?!?!?
Like... Ketchup!?! Because he's squashed?!? "CATCH UP!!!"
HAHAHA!
You can thank the wonderful movie, "Pulp Fiction" for that one.
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then send it to me gosh darnit!
lol.
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