ZOMG.

[pink_siamese]

I got a birthday card from my parents. The front of it reads you're never too old for birthday spankings. The inside reads of course, that depends on who's doing the spanking. When you open it up, the card plays Whip It! by Devo.

That's it. I've so got to stop talking to them about work (that is, the writing of BDSM-themed erotica).

Comments

[lethe_lloyd]

ROFL!
I think that's really super!

[pink_siamese]

I laughed pretty hard, I must admit.

[lethe_lloyd]

I cannot in a million years imagine my father sending me anything like that, my mother might if she read anything of mine.

[ecchipiro]

I think, that's one of the best bday cards ever! XD
Your parents rock!!

[tamago23]

This, totally. :D

[pink_siamese]

They are indeed what you call "cool shit."

[steve98052]

You have cool parents. Mine usually just get me ordinary "We're proud that you aren't an embarrassment to us" cards (and cat-themed cards for my wife).

[pink_siamese]

LOL..."we're proud that you aren't an embarrassment to us." I know exactly the card you mean. ;-)

[steve98052]

Class of cards, anyway.

They're not always like that. Sometimes they do funny ones too.

[mercurylass]

LOL. You're secret is out!

[pink_siamese]

LOL...it's not a secret, which I suppose I should make a bit of effort to change:

Mom: How are you, dear?
Me: I just wrote this awesome erotic hardcore interrogation scene! In stream-of-consciousness! With free-form poetry! YAY FOR ME!
Mom: That's nice.
Me: Yeah, this character has a big-time bruise fetish. He spends way too much time thinking about them. I mean, the man could write sonnets. SONNETS. Quite frankly I'm surprised he ever gets any work done.
Mom: So how was class?
Me: He runs a country, you know. So the work thing actually matters.
Mom: Want to go out for pizza?
Me: HELL YEAH!

;-)