I knew the entire threesome thing was just a coverup for something bigger!

[pink_tofu]

(or smaller, in leader's case :D)

I totally knew Arashi are a coverup for JE's drug-smuggling ring :DDDDDDD (Thank you milkashake for sending me this beautiful gem!)
Just thinking about those girls trying to get it on with Leader while his entire short attention span is focused on stripping Nino is hilarious to me \o/

SO, WHERE ARE THE FICS, YOU GUUUUYS?

Comments

[kochan_addict]

This, my love, is why I even bother reading Arashi related news.
The hilarity is beyond my resisting capabilities.

[pink_tofu]

Arashi rumors are the best, aren't they XD
It's like, when Kame is caught cross-dressing and snogging other guys, the KT fandom goes BALLISTIC, but when Ohno is 'caught' having a threesome and smoking pot, the Arashi fandom was like 'ahahahah lol k'.
And this is why, boys and girls, my fandom is the best. XDD

[aatash]

... gosh stoned Ohmiya would be a sight to behold.

"So like. Those hands right. I mean. Seriously."

"Totally. Is that your butt I'm touching?"

"Think it's a cushion. D'nno."

"Cool."

Also: concert tix aside, any chance I can see you in Japan, bb?

[pink_tofu]

I just snorted tea out of my nose, just so you know.

Stoned Ohmiya is like a great big practical joke on their fans - it's like they keep testing the limit of what fandom can stand before Ohmiya come out officially \:D/

enjltknert I will be sending you a long, annoying message about that in a few minutes, but in the meantime: YES YES YES and YES AGAIN, I've been waiting for a whole year to meet up with you again, darling~

You, however, need to tell me when you'll be available since I know you're going to be very busy and I wouldn't want to be a bother. Also, I heartily suggest a meeting between you, I and omnipresentdmat as I think it would be frigging awesome to flail over Arashi together and maybepossibly go Karaoke-ing together? LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK 8D

[meiko_michan]

LOL. I love Ohmiya. XD

[pink_tofu]

They are very special boys indeed :D~

[waxrose]

AHA. That is too amusing. Oh, Ohmiya. :D