Comments | pinkandsadness: There is room for only four of us, and you were not invited

pinkandsadness

There is room for only four of us, and you were not invited

Mar 10, 2010 16:35

[ATTENTION CUNNINGHAM LANE!!! As well as all it's associates, innocent bystanders, local representative, pets, robots, countries, drones, vampires, transvestites, middle schoolers, lolis, shotas, shamans, zombies, pokemons, koopas, and anything that may have slipped this poor, pathetic narrator's memory; yes this means even you, viewers!Meet your ( Read more... )

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bustydefense March 10 2010, 22:56:42 UTC

[Staring a little from the street]

pinkandsadness March 10 2010, 23:19:00 UTC

Honey? If you wanted to use the phone, you didn't have to go outside!

I-I don't even know who you are!

Oh don't be silly! You and your games!

bustydefense March 17 2010, 16:03:29 UTC

You must be new here.

pinkandsadness March 17 2010, 20:43:11 UTC

--You could say that.

threelimiters March 10 2010, 23:04:33 UTC

[Oh my! This looks... interesting.]

pinkandsadness March 10 2010, 23:21:45 UTC

[clinging endlessly to the phone... and shooing off the drone wife.

WAIT! A person

.... wait... a PERSON?!]

Y-you, there! Call the fire department! Their line is busy!

threelimiters March 17 2010, 14:59:14 UTC

Ah... Why would I do that?

pinkandsadness March 17 2010, 20:29:52 UTC

Everybody has cellphones these days, and this line is faulty!

weaponsparked March 11 2010, 00:12:31 UTC

Would you... stop shrieking into the phone?

pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 00:16:33 UTC

What else can I do?1

G-get away! I-I'm not your father!

weaponsparked March 11 2010, 01:27:19 UTC

Lock them in a closet. It worked for me.

1/3 pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 01:30:24 UTC

You would lock children in a closet?!

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 00:23:36 UTC

[YOU POOR SOUL. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN I DENY THINGS AND NOBODY CARES. LET'S CRY TOGETHER.

....But for now Finland is simply staring at this man with a slightly curious expression.]

pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 00:31:19 UTC

Ah-- WIFE, HURRY! THE STOVE IS IN FIRE! [jumps into a bush.]

No it's not silly!

Yes it is! Now, hurry and stop it!

Ohhhh-kay! I'll play your game! You always were a silly one. Try not to eat any bugs while you're in there, honey! [drone disappears into house.... Nozomu, on the other hand... will remain in the bush a little bit longer.]

vaimoksein March 11 2010, 01:25:08 UTC

I'M NOT YOUR WI-

[....Oh. Um, okay. Not awkward at all.

But then again, you're the one in the bush.]

Um, have you already called the fire department?

pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 01:43:21 UTC

I'm trying to get rid of her. [Isn't this OBVIOUS?! sobb]

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white_pretear March 11 2010, 00:29:09 UTC

I hate to break it to you, but you're stuck here now.

1/2 pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 00:38:48 UTC

[oh hey!]

So my true captor shows herself.

pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 00:41:58 UTC

I'll give you anything you want! Money, favors! My job!

I'll give you my birth name if you want it, too! [He would not mind giving that last one, actually.]

white_pretear March 11 2010, 00:43:29 UTC

I'm not keeping you here, idiot! I'm stuck here as much as you are!

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