So, I'm sitting here, I think I have an allergic reaction to my new meds, and instead of waking my mother up to go to the hospital, I descided to go on lj. I really dont want to wake her up and have her drive all the way there and then find out that I'm just crazy ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm leaving for surgery in a couple minutes, wish me luck. There is a screwdriver involved in my sugery. Call my house and get them to tell me you love me.

The best things in life are free. Unless you want to pee in her mouth, that will cost extra.

makaen fucks dead cats in the ass...

cha ching

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God will smite you if you don't visit this link.

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Agent M is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
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this is the official journal for the agents of our Bosnian division of the U.S.S.G. if you are reading this, then you have been specially selected to join our sector of the U.S.S.G. i am the official scouter for theis sector and my name is Agent M. (i used to be a feild agent but those goddamn girlscouts make such a big deal about corrupting their ( Read more... )