The Glutton Bowl on Fox Sports Net. I just watched a little Korean guy beat all the fat American men by eating 31 hotdogs while the fat guys had 14. Okay, fine. No big deal. The next round....mayonaise...BUUUHH!! The winner ate EIGHT POUNDS OF MAYO! EFFIN GROSS! MEanwhile, I'm pretty sure I've decided to go back to Mattoon or Charleston to go to ( Read more... )

Beef and Jess came up on Sunday night. We saw the movie Ray which was out-fucking-standing. I recommend it. Jamie Fox was amazing and whomever played his mom was just as good. I teared up a few times. We then hung out at my house for a little bit. Monday, I got up to go to ONE class. I did my monologue and it was great. After class I emailed Lin ( Read more... )

So, I hate MU as you all know. And I think I have at least a 3.0, but I'm not sure because this one teacher just hates me. Okay, I'm being a little over the top, but he's really a hard grader. I took a 200 level class with him last year and he gave me a D. That could be because I didn't go to the final, but that D is on my transcript forever and I ( Read more... )

So a great big fat giant thank you to Matt for fixing that screening crap! You can now see EVERYTHING! Holler! I'm out at dad's watching South Park and doing laundry. Beef just asked me to marry her so we could live together in Mississippi. Should I be weirded out? Just kidding! If it meant living together for cheaper, I'd marry you. But I'm ( Read more... )

I have no idea what this screening crap is, but I don't like it one bit. I don't know how to change it. I've looked for it for a half hour and now I'm done because I have homework to do. So, if any of ya'll know how to fix it, let me know ( Read more... )

If you haven't heard, I hate MU. There's nothing but drinking in the Woods. And when you don't have any friends, that really sucks. I've gotten used to it. Collectively, I've been to 3 parties during my career at MU. That's right, 3 parties in a year and a half. I'm such a loser. So tonight, I'm out at my dad's. Yeah, it's a party. The Racial Draft ( Read more... )

Hey guys. It's my first time here. I had to jump on the band wagon and do what everyone else was doing. I'm so lame. I don't know how often I'll be able to write. Get on my ass if I start to slack. And I probably will since my only source of internet access is going to MU in the nasty labs with really loud and obnoxious people. But for you, I will ( Read more... )