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[pinkeyefountain]

As usual, I'm spending money like I've got it: buying new toys, eating at hip restaurants, drinking expensive martinis, and driving around town like gas is made from laughter and clouds. Fuck, ok, I really need to stop with my luxurious binging

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[smallcannibal]

financial responsibility GO!

[pinkeyefountain]

luckily i just figured out how to say everything in a golem/crypt-keeper voice and it's freaking clancy the fuck out which is a very cheap way to stay entertained. you'll need to try it out with me!

[dorianspic]

terrifying