God Hates Me.
I don't sleep...at all any more. Or if I do, it is definitely of the lower-quality unconscious-es. How do you pluralize unconscious anyway? Fits of unconsciousness? This is what I'm reduced to. Oh, and this!
Did you do something you would never do? Yes. But I will deny it ever happened to the day I died.
Did you keep any New Year's Resolutions? I don't remember them. So on the basis of sounding like the good person I know myself not to be...yes.
Did anyone close to you give birth? In neither relation nor location. My cousin Heather, who I've only met twice in my life, gave birth this year out in California.
Did anyone close to you die? Not exceptionally.
Did you visit any countries? France. Can I get a little bit of a boo-yah?
What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006? A boyfriend. What? I can be shallow once in a while. Aaand...acceptance letters to college.
Will any date from 2006 stay etched in your memory forever? No.
What was your biggest achievement of 2006? Not dying. I think I accomplished that very well.
What was your biggest failure? ...No boyfriend? I suck.
Did you suffer illness or injury? More kneecap fun, and I'm actually sick right now. Which isn't getting any better, thank you very much insomnia, my friend and burden.
What was the best thing you bought in '06? A PONY!...or, if only I had bought a pony...
Did your behavior change over the year? I'm sure it got worse. Lots more swearing...Just...generally more sinful.
Where did you spend most of your money? Probably on food.
Are you happier than this time last year? I don't think so. I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure I was healthy around this time last year. Damn you, 2006!
What song will remind you of 2006? Ring the Alarm by Beyonce. Don't ask questions.
What do you wish you would have done more of? Coke. Umm, general bonding in a social way? And speed?
What do you wish you would have done less of? Eating. And bitching at people. That was a problem for me.
What did/will you do for Christmas '06? Have an awesome time at a couple parties...and then avoid my entire family on Christmas Eve.
Did you fall in love in 2006? I feel in love with a girl. I feel in love, once, almost completely. And she's in love with the world. Wink Wink Hallie!
Did you get your heart broken in 2006? Not that I can recall.
Favorite TV program of '06? Veronica Mars. Or The Office. You pick.
Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? Probably.
What was the best book you read and/or movie you saw? Books...over the entire year? Shall I count the...spines? No. I'm far too tired.
What was your greatest discovery? Mine: Seasoned herb chips from H&D's. Any: Pluto- Planet No More.
What did you do on your birthday and how old were you? I have no idea, and 17.
What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? An immense inheritance from a relative I didn't know existed.
How would you describe your personal fashion concept of 2006? T-Shirt Jean Hoodie Combinations of Glory. Or Button-Down Delights.
Friends
Who was the best new person you met? All those Goddamn freshmen. They just grown on you...their joy and innocence spreads like a dangerously contagious disease. Or like, J.P.
Who did you wish you did not meet? Mrs. Cannella. I'm sure I would have been better off.
Who was your best friend? Was? Jesus.
Who was your enemy? Well, seeing as how I just said was...Jesus.
Who do you miss? Those silly college kids. And that bitch in that neighboring town I never see. What's up with her?
Who will you never forget? My cats.
Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What will you always remember about 2006? My final year of Prison.
Aspirations for 2007...
What do you want to do in '07 that you couldn't in '06? Vote.
Any resolutions? Probably, but I always make them up on the spot on New Years, so momentarily I have no idea.
Anything you want to change about yourself for 2007? My sleeping patterns? Man, I really need to get some.
Do you want to make more friends in 2007? I...I don't care.
Did you do something you would never do? Yes. But I will deny it ever happened to the day I died.
Did you keep any New Year's Resolutions? I don't remember them. So on the basis of sounding like the good person I know myself not to be...yes.
Did anyone close to you give birth? In neither relation nor location. My cousin Heather, who I've only met twice in my life, gave birth this year out in California.
Did anyone close to you die? Not exceptionally.
Did you visit any countries? France. Can I get a little bit of a boo-yah?
What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006? A boyfriend. What? I can be shallow once in a while. Aaand...acceptance letters to college.
Will any date from 2006 stay etched in your memory forever? No.
What was your biggest achievement of 2006? Not dying. I think I accomplished that very well.
What was your biggest failure? ...No boyfriend? I suck.
Did you suffer illness or injury? More kneecap fun, and I'm actually sick right now. Which isn't getting any better, thank you very much insomnia, my friend and burden.
What was the best thing you bought in '06? A PONY!...or, if only I had bought a pony...
Did your behavior change over the year? I'm sure it got worse. Lots more swearing...Just...generally more sinful.
Where did you spend most of your money? Probably on food.
Are you happier than this time last year? I don't think so. I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure I was healthy around this time last year. Damn you, 2006!
What song will remind you of 2006? Ring the Alarm by Beyonce. Don't ask questions.
What do you wish you would have done more of? Coke. Umm, general bonding in a social way? And speed?
What do you wish you would have done less of? Eating. And bitching at people. That was a problem for me.
What did/will you do for Christmas '06? Have an awesome time at a couple parties...and then avoid my entire family on Christmas Eve.
Did you fall in love in 2006? I feel in love with a girl. I feel in love, once, almost completely. And she's in love with the world. Wink Wink Hallie!
Did you get your heart broken in 2006? Not that I can recall.
Favorite TV program of '06? Veronica Mars. Or The Office. You pick.
Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? Probably.
What was the best book you read and/or movie you saw? Books...over the entire year? Shall I count the...spines? No. I'm far too tired.
What was your greatest discovery? Mine: Seasoned herb chips from H&D's. Any: Pluto- Planet No More.
What did you do on your birthday and how old were you? I have no idea, and 17.
What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? An immense inheritance from a relative I didn't know existed.
How would you describe your personal fashion concept of 2006? T-Shirt Jean Hoodie Combinations of Glory. Or Button-Down Delights.
Friends
Who was the best new person you met? All those Goddamn freshmen. They just grown on you...their joy and innocence spreads like a dangerously contagious disease. Or like, J.P.
Who did you wish you did not meet? Mrs. Cannella. I'm sure I would have been better off.
Who was your best friend? Was? Jesus.
Who was your enemy? Well, seeing as how I just said was...Jesus.
Who do you miss? Those silly college kids. And that bitch in that neighboring town I never see. What's up with her?
Who will you never forget? My cats.
Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What will you always remember about 2006? My final year of Prison.
Aspirations for 2007...
What do you want to do in '07 that you couldn't in '06? Vote.
Any resolutions? Probably, but I always make them up on the spot on New Years, so momentarily I have no idea.
Anything you want to change about yourself for 2007? My sleeping patterns? Man, I really need to get some.
Do you want to make more friends in 2007? I...I don't care.