Survey Thief
Basics:Name:God.Date of Birth:Jan 24th.Birthplace:Hell. Wait, I said that I'm God? Then...within..Jesus?Current Location:Hell. There we go.Eye Color:Green.Hair Color:Darkening blonde.Height:Short. 5 nothing.Heritage:Mutt.Piercings:I think my ears closed. That's right...I'm mute.Tattoos:None.Favourite:Band/Singer:DMB, Guster, Nickel Creek, RBF, Shins, Decemberists, lots and lots more?Song:Right exactly now: Reasons Why - Nickel CreekMovie:Snatch, Pan's Labyrinth, Grindhouse. Yes.Disney Movie:Erm...Lion King. Always.TV show:BtVS, Veronica Mars, Firefly, the Office, Arrested Development.Color:Green.Food:Pasta, Sea's peanut brittle, Chilmark Chocolates.Pizza topping:Hamburger and bacon.Ice-Cream Flavor:Cookies and Cream.Drink (alcoholic):Mike's. Really, I just really like lemonade.Soda:Coke.Store:CVS. And Borders/BnN...since they are one in the same...Clothing Brand:AE. I'm just too poor to ever shop there. And I'm a fan of Gap jeans.Shoe Brand:Simple.Season:Winter or Spring.Month:Psh, I don't know. October?Holiday/Festival:Smingus Dyngus,Flower:Sunflowers.Make-Up Item:I don't care.Board game:Risk...because I'd like to rule the world some day, and I think this game will help me with that sort of thing.This or ThatSunny or rainy:Sunny.Chocolate or vanilla:Chocolatey.Fruit or veggie:Fruity?Night or day:Night.Sour or sweet:Sour Skittles - the best of both worlds.Love or money:Money.Phone or in person:I think the internet is killing personal contact.Looks or personality:Personality.Coffee or tea:Coffee, though I hate both.Hot or cold:Um...hot? Maybe?Your:Goal for this year:Avoid imploding.Most missed memory:France. All of it.Best physical feature:Um. I don't know. Nothing.First thought waking up:"What time is it?"Hypothetical personality disorder:Narcissistic Personality DisorderPreferred type of plastic surgery:No thanks.Sesame street alter ego:I never watched. So...Big Bird?Fairytale alter ego:Rumpelstiltskin Most stupid remark:There have been too many.Worst crime:Not kill you when I had the chance....Greatest ambition:God.Greatest fear:God...Darkest secret:I fear the dark? That's not true at all, actually.Favorite subject:Philosophy...just not when taught by Canadian spies.Strangest received gift:I don't know. But Crappiest? Jello packs and Gummy Bears that I was supposed to make and give back to the giver. Bastard.Worst habit:Nail biting/cursing/the raaaage.Do You:Smoke:No.Drink:Non-alcoholic things.Curse:Too often.Shower daily:Sometimes more-so.Like thunderstorms:Yes.Dance in the rain:No.Sing:Often.Play an instrument:Neither well.Get along with your parents:Not as often as I'd like...but sometimes it just can't be helped.Wish on stars:No.Believe in fate:Somewhat.Believe in love at first sight:No.Can You:Drive:Very well, in fact.Sew:Yes. I need to do that soon, actually.Cook:No. I burn cereal. Or, I'm sure I would if I ever had to make it for myself.Speak another language:Not well, but I pretend I do.Dance:Nope. All white all the time.Sing:Nope. I just like to.Touch your nose with your tongue:No.Whistle:Yes.Curl your tongue:Yes.Have You Ever:Been Drunk:No.Been Stoned/High:No.Eaten Sushi:No.Been in Love:No.Skipped school:Yes.Made prank calls:No.Sent someone a love letter:No.Stolen something:No.Cried yourself to sleep:No. Wow this section is boring. Je suck.Other Questions:What annoys you most in a person?Arrogance...a poor sense of humor...unnecessary biases...cancer...Canadian heritage?Are you right or left handed?Right.What is your bedtime?Whenever I get tired enough to sleep.Name three things you can't live without:A biological mother, salt, Staples?What is the color of your room?Green.Do you have any siblings?Yes.Do you have any pets?Too many. I just want my aunt's dog out of my house. Perhaps I'll just lock him there tomorrow.Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?Perhaps.What is you middle name?Carolina.What are you nicknames?Lex, Lexis, Half-Pint? Someone will die...Are you for or against gay marriage?For.What are your thoughts on abortion?Few and far between. Have fun?Do you have a crush on anyone?I both crush and lust. Separately, I think.Are you afraid of the dark?Good show.How do you want to die?Quickly. Shot? I choose shot. Or as a martyr.What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?Um. I'm going to go with 2.Would you take a bullet for the one you love?...I think that would depend on where I was shot....and how large the bullet is...What is the last law you’ve broken?Covet they neighbor's trombone-less car.In a Member of the Opposite Sex:Hair color:Neon-Pink.Eye color:Opaque.HeightTaller than me.Weight...More than me?Most important physical feature:Those opaque eyes, baby.Biggest turn-offCanadians.Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com
Next time, if I'm bored enough, I'm doing an entire survey in French....pretty much just to see if I can.
I'm worried about college again. Now that I know where I'm going...I can't help but obsess over the fact that I'll probably only be able to afford 2 years at SB and end up, eventually, transferring to somewhere like Uconn. I don't know how I would ever be able to stand that.
On a less depressing note: Tonight was pretty fun. I got both a Shadowside prequel and an eventful night out...even though the roller-rinking didn't actually happen. We'll just have to try again sometime soon.
Oh, and ETA:
Prom dress
Prom date
Ticket
Yeeees. Almost there!
Next time, if I'm bored enough, I'm doing an entire survey in French....pretty much just to see if I can.
I'm worried about college again. Now that I know where I'm going...I can't help but obsess over the fact that I'll probably only be able to afford 2 years at SB and end up, eventually, transferring to somewhere like Uconn. I don't know how I would ever be able to stand that.
On a less depressing note: Tonight was pretty fun. I got both a Shadowside prequel and an eventful night out...even though the roller-rinking didn't actually happen. We'll just have to try again sometime soon.
Oh, and ETA:
Prom dress
Prom date
Ticket
Yeeees. Almost there!