Great ideas!

[pinkhairedchild]

I think someone, some adult-type person so Big G don't get mad, should come with me to the Wilderness. I heard there's a dragon there, and I wanna ride it! I'll be taking offers from whoever, and I promise I'll defend you! I'm a good fighter, just ask someone who saw me kicking zombie butt

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[earth_uninstall]

Why are you getting me a teddy bear?

[pinkhairedchild]

I think you'd like it, and they're fun!

[earth_uninstall]

I have no need for a stuffed animal, though.

[pinkhairedchild]

You may not think you do, but they come in handy!

Aaand he makes the effort to dumb down his language for children

[earth_uninstall]

What tactical advantage

How would it help me in a fight?

Aaaand she's considered this question!

[pinkhairedchild]

You can surprise someone by throwing it at them, and if you got weights in the bear's bottom it can really hurt someone!

Way to miss the point of stuffed animals :/

[earth_uninstall]

I could hide a small knife in it, as well. No one would expect that.

Lethal plushies - the new wave in child psychos!

[pinkhairedchild]

Yeah, you could! I still say putting some kind of weights in the bottom is good too!

Re: Lethal plushies - the new wave in child psychos!

[earth_uninstall]

I agree, weights would help keep it stationary and in the correct position should a surprise attack occur.

Re: Lethal plushies - the new wave in child psychos!

[pinkhairedchild]

Yeah, and you'd be able to swing it at people if they tried to bust in while you were sleeping!

[earth_uninstall]

I have a gun under my pillow for that.

[pinkhairedchild]

Wow, remind me never to show up with snacks in the middle of the night!

[earth_uninstall]

You shouldn't be eating so late at night, anyway.

[pinkhairedchild]

But sometimes I get real hungry at night!