Oh shit... I mentioned the b-word in my livejournal. I bet the FBI is going to be knocking down my door in a matter of hours (since they're still looking for leads). Better arrest every "young person" who might have something to do with this awful, awful crime.
I'll bet you made the 911 calls to Boston PD, too! What an elaborate hoax these youths have orchestrated. They are the true terrorist threat, far greater than the towel heads!
See, the majority of the people at the newspaper actually watch [adult swim], so they would probably have known what they were looking at. Well, except for the sales staff, because they're just a touch retarded and sensationalistic, in general. ;)
I, having been in Boston at the time of the bomb attack, was scared for my life. New casts were playing the entire day; local newspapers made it out to be like a car-bomb went off at Downtown Crossing like the Iraqis experience daily in Tikrit and Baghdad. It was rather wild; the whole city was on edge. They Patriots lost just last weekend, the Red Sox criticize the Yankees for spending way too much money on their players (when the Red Sox are only a few million off the pace), and then the retardation factor that comes full force and thinks that the LiteBrites are bombs that are going to blow up a bloody bridge over the Charles River! Almost as stupid as the "oldest subway in the world" finally deciding in 2006 to stop using coins and switch to electronic pass-card systems, stupidly named the "Charlie Card." And back I go to the "Land of Retardation" on Monday. YES!
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Sensitive areas, like the genitals.
See, they WERE sex toys!
p.s. - By dropping the b-word, you caused our terror alert to be raised to amber, just now. Just great! Gosh!
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It still amazes me that so many people freaked out. I always thought the moonanite was the generic symbol for awesome. Shows you how much I know.
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