(240): There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
(443): So glad I found your sister.

ZING!!!!

WHY ARE HOCKEY TICKETS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE!?!?!?
eff.. i wish i knew somebody that could get leaf tickets for cheaps.
bummer.

Things to MAKE this week :

Pecan Pie [possibly in tart form]
Pear Strudel
Empty the fridge Sweet and Sour stir fry
Beef Barley Soup
Turkey Chili
Potato, Corn & Chicken Chowder
Chocolate Chip / Double Chocolate Chip cookies
Molten Chocolate Lava cakes
Thanksgiving Dinner on Sunday
Possible floral/feathered headband...maybe?

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" you haven't been a virgin since nineteen DICK-ity two "

OMFG. hahahaha

I'm thinking of signing up for the CIBC Breast Cancer run in October. I think it would be fun ! I don't want to do it alone however

Dear John,

ugh... really right now? SERIOUSLY? so annoyed. should not have answered that phone call.

- Jane

you are seriously disgusting and i mean SERIOUSLY...disgusting.
thank god i saw your facebook photos to remind me of that.
ew.

Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing little gem.It is not junk food, but a full meal with dessert !

...seriously, i fell right in.

I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO ANYTHING AMANDA BLANK.
serious.

I might like you better baby, let's get together baby, wanna hold you get to know you show what i got in my sweater baby!OMG ( Read more... )

le sigh, you definitely need to put the breaks on..yourself.

wow.

sidenote:
i don't think it's possible for me to get a tan anymore. i'm out all the time.. and NOTHING.
August, cheer up already