'ello 'ello 'ello thurrr
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Nicked from the loverly pinkchihuahua_

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Duuuuudes! HAPPY POO YUUUUUUUURRRRR!

Did you all have gooduns then? Spiggin hope so innit! Mine was pretty ace, very drunken and duurrrty groovylicious. But yeah. 2006. How crazy is that?! My resolution is to UPDATE THIS FLIPPIN JOURNAL MORE OFTEN! That...and to do more for charity, give all my money to the poor, recycle eeerrrythang, take to the ( Read more... )

oh emm gee how r00d!!!11!!

"Doo be doo Flaps, Doo be doo be doo Minge, Do be doo Flange, Doo be doo be doo Gash, Doo be do Slot, Doo bee do Box, Doo be doo Monud, Doo be doo Axe Wound!"

MINGE!
*sings and dances crooning around the room and gyrating groin*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fookin GLOVE it! I'm so childish :D

Crikey...I am in the top 13.1% richest people in the world
and thats working a minimum wage job with no savings
786,131,954 richest bitch in the world! Damn...that really brings you right back down to earth :\

‘ello darlin’s ;)

I’ve got a spangly new job! At See Tickets non the less! Yes ( Read more... )

Nads…I am sooo bored! Crikey mc trikey all this ( Read more... )

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Home dawgs! i have just finished another of my 3500 word ( Read more... )

Gaaaah the lords of the geigh have struck! That stupid fishes tit of an ( Read more... )