seagulls

[pinklightning]

Yesterday in the Von's parking lot I saw a seagull poop while it was flying.

About two years ago, a seagull pooped in my ear at the beach. I was laying on my side and the poop landed directly in my ear. I've never felt so dirty.

Last Saturday, I saw a black seagull at the beach.

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[thedopeshaznut]

black seagull!? hmmm i saw a ghost pelican fly into a telephone wire and get electricuted and fall to the ground. it was gnarly, giant purple light of electricution badness!

[pinklightning]

it was all black (or really dark grey )and, other than that, it looked like all the other seagulls. It was pretty close to this scary-looking power plant on the beach, so maybe it got some weird mutation from weird chemicals or something.

[thedopeshaznut]

hmmm thats weird