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[pinklightning]

I had a dream last night that I had a superhuman power. Its hard to explain it, but before I pooped, I could decide where I wanted the poop to end up (i.e someones front door, in someones car, etc). I could just imagine where I wanted the poop to end up, then I would poop, and then the poop would end up there. I never would even see or smell the

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[anonymous]

astral projection. - brenna

[xinstereox]

more like asstral projection....

more like pooperhuman power...

sorry- that is the funnies dream i've heard of though. it will someday be a childrens book.

[adamwhatthehill]

Sucha Seriously Sweet Superhuman poer. I wish i could have a sweetass dream like that!