Dane Cook is on saturday night live!

[pinklilly29]

So im going to make a quick entry while watching saturday night live with Dane Cook. I havent watched SNL in a long time, and so far this night has been good so far. SNL isnt like it used to be

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[chewy01234]

whats creepy is i was reading your harry potter stuff and what not...and then i was like hmm maybe I'll take her and then you wrote "i wish my brother would just wait for me once blah blah" that slapped the taste outta my mouth. (what?) anyway Georgie didnt see it yet and you two can go. Ill drive you and everything. just do me a favor STOP COMPLAINING! sometimes i mess up, fine. but you're so stubborn you never let me make up for it. So then you just get more mad. i dont need that kinda pizaaz from high schooler. (also georgie missed u at lip sync. do you get frequent flyer miles for this guilt trip? ahahahaha that was a good one. Im saving that one.) anyway point is, if you're gonna make excuses and what not just say:

"Jack, I cant go to the movies with georgie but thank you for trying to make it up to me. I understand my schedule is hectic and I cant expect you to bend over backwards to accomadate me, especially since i dont even slightly lean foward for you. It's the thought that counts and I know you do think of me often. Most

[katebipolarpimp]

Hahahaha.

[pinklilly29]

im refusing to laugh at that. Despite whether you think it was cleverally conjoined. That frequent flyer miles thing was actually skilled though, and i give you credit for that one. But on a side note to that question...i dont feel quilty for not going, because i didnt feel good and thats the end of it. Your not going to make me feel bad for this one. The first time, yeah that was messed up that i went to the movies with my friends instead, and totally ditched georgie for his birthday..but this time i did nothing of that sort and it was just plainly that i didnt feel good to go out. I stayed home and went to sleep early, and thats it. You can try to make me feel guilty all you want and try your hardest, whatev...but its just aint going to work Chubs. ahah thats my new word!