THE DIET WORKS BITCHES

[pinkmoat]

I
have
lost
30THIRTY30
pounds
and
fit
into
my
favorite
slinky
dress.
OH LJ LURKERS, THIS MOMENT CONSTITUTES A JOYOUS OCCASION.
I AM GOING TO GO START A BUILDING A PARADE FLOAT FOR MYSELF. RIGHT NOW.

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[pinkmoat]

Make that forty pounds as of today. Holy fuck.