my dog just licked my phone

Nov 30, 2008 17:45

When I am bored, I make you things. Or practice my sign language. I want you to be so proud of me when you come see me in 2 weeks! :) Hope it goes quickly....

In other news, I recently expressed an interest in becoming a Mystery Shopper that I found on Craigslist. Upon receiving a reply, I find it hard to continue.
Hello Applicant,

the purpose of Mystery Shoppers is to help businesses increase sales and improve employee customer service awareness. We provide businesses with more information than other mystery shopping companies through the use of questionnaires and detailed narratives. Once we have a contract to do so, you will be directed to the company or outlet and you will be given funds to either purchase things or require services, after which you would write a comment on the staffs activities and give a detailed report of your experience.
Some of the common details and information points shoppers:

* the date and time of the visit
* the name of the store
* number of employees in the store on entering
* how long it takes before the mystery shopper is greeted
* the name of the employee(s)
* whether or not the greeting is friendly
* the questions asked by the shopper to find a suitable product
* the questions asked by the employee(s)
* the types of products shown
* whether the employee invited the shopper to come back to the store
* cleanliness of store and store associates
* speed of service
* compliance with company standards relating to service, store appearance, and grooming/presentation

After this, we turn the information over to the company executives and they would carry out their own duties in improving there services.We are presently paying $300 to carry out two evaluations within a week.The time limit is less than an hour.

Recruitment: Initially, we will add you to our database of Mystery Shoppers. Then, when we need someone in your area who matches your profile, we'll give you a call and describe the project to see if you are interested.Sometimes we will arrange for a mini-interview on phone.However, If you have been a Mystery Shopper before or have been recommended by someone we know, this may not be necessary.

Assignments: Some assignments are one-off, taking maybe an hour or so of your time, some are virtually full-time. Some will need only a written or telephone briefing; others will need you to attend a training session.

mystery shoppers offers a full range of shopping services in a variety of industries:

• Restaurant • Retail • Hotels • Finacial Services • Grocery
• Automotive • Call Centers • Services ... and many more.

We need your the following information, so we can add you to our database.(Payment will be sent to your address)

First Name :
Last Name :
Address : (NO PO BOX )
City :
State :
Zip Code :
Email:
Sex :
Age : (18 and Above)
Cell Phone number :
Home Phone number :
Present Occupation :

Immediately this is done we will give a phone call or send an email to let you know your placement with our company.

Clayton Dreyer
Mystery Shoppers
www.mystery-shopper.com

Oh the horror. I just...can't...do it. I cannot take an e-mail with that many grammatical errors seriously. Who is their editor??

I do need a new job though. I really fucking hate my current one. I wish I had enough money to go back to school and become an interpreter. Gabe, apparently I want to be you and Derrick combined: a freelance editor AND a sign-language interpreter...haha. You guys have such great ideas! :)

Meanwhile, just trying to remain optimistic in Houston. I wish I was back in Austin....
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