You make me AK AK AK Ak!. You should get the wood chipper. Someday I will sodomize a female panda bear. You = toucan sam. If I saw you now I'd say lets go get fucking hammered. I would build a BLT just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my desk (no names kiddies). If I could sing you any song it would be JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. We could drink krell under the stars. My swine for you is like that of guff.
You make me pee my pants with joy. You should never change; you are way too amazing as you are now. Someday I will be head of Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts and we can drink free coffee for the rest of our lives. You = my twin. If I saw you now I'd give you a big bear hug. I would build a sculpture of Joe Perry using blocks of mozzarella cheese just for you ... or I would build a cage and put Richie Sambora in there for you to use at your discretion. I would get your name tattooed on my bum, but only if you would do the same for me. If I could sing you any song it would be OOOOOOUT TONIIIGHT. We could drink anything that is not chocolate chip cookie dough liquor under the stars. My love and respect for you is like that of Buffy and Angel proportions.
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You make me AK AK AK Ak!. You should get the wood chipper. Someday I will sodomize a female panda bear. You = toucan sam. If I saw you now I'd say lets go get fucking hammered. I would build a BLT just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my desk (no names kiddies). If I could sing you any song it would be JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. We could drink krell under the stars. My swine for you is like that of guff.
Love,
DR GONZO
(P.S. RAMOOONNNEE!!!.)
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You make me pee my pants with joy. You should never change; you are way too amazing as you are now. Someday I will be head of Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts and we can drink free coffee for the rest of our lives. You = my twin. If I saw you now I'd give you a big bear hug. I would build a sculpture of Joe Perry using blocks of mozzarella cheese just for you ... or I would build a cage and put Richie Sambora in there for you to use at your discretion. I would get your name tattooed on my bum, but only if you would do the same for me. If I could sing you any song it would be OOOOOOUT TONIIIGHT. We could drink anything that is not chocolate chip cookie dough liquor under the stars. My love and respect for you is like that of Buffy and Angel proportions.
Love,
Jackala
(P.S. ENGLAND IN TWO MORE DAYS!!!)
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