066 - Ten Year Bazooka Shenanigans

[pinkplumblossom]

[Man, that Ten Year Bazooka is pretty damn unreliable, isn't it?  Either that or Lambo is much clumsier than he likes to admit.  But seriously, however it happened, Taiwan is its latest victim.  So instead of getting swapped out with her 2008 version who is still happily shopping at the 11 story tall Dream Mall in Kaohsiung, she's been traded with

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[couldbeeeepthem]

[Sitting on the porch, blinking at the sight.]

[beautifulisland]

[Trying to ride Formosa. It's not working that well.]

[couldbeeeepthem]

[wave-reading... wave-reading... wave-reading...]

... Oh, dear.

[beautifulisland]

[And now she's looking. Just sort of staring. Normally she'd be braver, but Saki's kind of creepy-looking to her, so instead she's just sizing the girl up.]

[peonymarket]

[China has no idea what's going on, really. Suddenly, BABBIES, EVERYWHERE.

Oh well, at least he recognizes you! More than he'd care to admit, you pagan little island you....herpderp gonna try and scoop you up ok ;u; mud and leaves and all]

[beautifulisland]

"Hey! Quit it!"

[Starts flailing and kicking and screaming.]

"Lemme go! I'll beat you up!"

[peonymarket]

Hardly.

[avoids your tiny fists and feet and begins to carry you inside; there's an explanation for this sorcery, he senses, but he can wait to hear it.]

Aiyaaah, look at you! All filthy, like animal- what will neighbors think?

[He slips back into this dynamic far easier than should be healthy.]

[beautifulisland]

"Nuh-uh, I'm not filthy! I'm beautiful! Mr. Portugal told me so!"

[She loves her new name. It's given her such an entitlement complex.]

"Who cares what the stupid neighbors think anyway!"

[babbyharbour]

[hi sis hi. guess who else is a babby.

you won't know him because he wasn't present until the 1700's, but he definitely recognises his favouritest sister, even if he pretends to think she's yucky and gross :| toddling straight over]

[beautifulisland]

"Invader! Get him!"

[Runs at babby!Hong, brandishing a stick.]

[babbyharbour]

[just

watching curiously

why always so loud sis. is he supposed to run away?]

[beautifulisland]

[Points the stick at him.]

"Who are you!"

[sveariket]

Why 're y' plaw'ng alone?

[beautifulisland]

[Stops.

Blinks.]

"You talk funny!"

[suiones]

G'rls 're stupid! [Because that is clearly the correct reply to that. His brother says that, too.]

[beautifulisland]

[Oh, it is on.]

"Nuh-uh! You're stupid!"

[reascends]

[S-sneaking around...]

[beautifulisland]

[Now she's trying to fashion a bow out of some sticks and vines from the tree in the backyard, and having only a moderate amount of success. After all, she's usually not allowed to come along with the hunting parties.]

[reascends]

[She watches the girl from a tree. Carefully she removes her spear...]

[beautifulisland]

[Finished! Taiwan looks really pleased with herself. Now to find something to fashion into an arrow. She starts poking around the yard, trying to find a sharp rock or something to carve with. Her back is to the tree Vietnam is hiding in, at least for the moment.]