Santa Clause is coming to Town ( Read more... )

Today should be fun and exciting...Dad and Kandi want to go see "Bad Santa". I heard that it really sucked. And the last thing that I want to be doing on a Friday at the movies is hang out with my dad.. although it won't be at night. Whatever ( Read more... )

I am sick of my journal looking the way that it does. It's time to change.
If anyone knows how to do a picture background, who loves me and wants to help me out...I will love you and worship you and pay you back with many a sexual favor.

MIX 100.7 ISN'T PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!

Now that I got that off my chest...

Thanksgiving was pretty fun. There were a LOT of people, many whom I haven't seen in forever. I got the whole "I haven't seen you since you were just a little baby.." "You're growing up so beautifully!" routine..ah well.

The pumpkin cheesecake was really good ( Read more... )

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean ( Read more... )

I am at work with Mommy, alphabetizing files and adding them to a spread sheet...
I had to write down the names of every file in this huge filing cabinent drawer..
11 pages and 271 names later, I then got to type them all up on Excel.
And the sad part is, I love this..

Busy, busy, busy ( Read more... )

Last night was fun. The Cat in the Hat is pretty..weird. It is so stupid that it funny, but there were a few pretty good lines. Well, what I saw of it ( Read more... )

I went for a run with Xander tonight. I am sick of being fat and out of shape. I am not going to go on some strict diet crap, just eat better and exercise, so at least I feel better about my body. I don't hate it, it could just be much better.

This time, a week from now...there will be non-stop Christmas music for a month. Yay! Jessica <3 ( Read more... )

Smacked Valerie across the face. Not hard enough though. But man, did she deserve it ( Read more... )