I hope the dentin melts off my teeth.

Today marks the beginning of the Moot Court competition.

First prize is a cubic zirconium encrusted vibrator and I really want it.

I really hope I win.

May it please the court.

I will never steal Diana's toothbrush again.

I am a dirty lot lizard.

the first amendment

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Leonardo da Vinci
You are 74% Historical Icon!

Creative, Scientific, Mathematical, Political, Philosophical and eccentric - you are da Vinci. You embody the Reinassance spirit, possessing a vast array of extraordinary talens in many fields. You are often remembered for your works of art, but that is merely one dimension to your colossal ( Read more... )

last night we made pumpkin cinnamon cookies and are making them again tonight, as they are the best ever. then today, when flipping my mattress, i discovered a phone jack and was more than elated, so i immediately moved HAROLD, dad's comp, to my room. before this, i dropped a bed frame on my toe and the nail turned blue. go home, master t, though ( Read more... )

lr= grape leaves, kitchen= spice. looks like a pumpkin from where i'm sitting, and i love it ( Read more... )

i want i want i want some cold air, too.
The stars appear every night in the sky. All is well. Lucky Numbers 1, 7, 17, 27, 37, 40.
and i got the refund.