mary mother of all  things holy and amazing when i get married it will be to the tune of Roses are Red.

today was long and terrible and then...Cuba day at Charties...flan...um yeah, i said it.  wow. it was like edible jude law in a tiny foil cup.  dum de da deda dum de da deda.   regardless, i have to finish an essay tonight so i can go to the ( Read more... )

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i hate that i love billy corgan

today was a really strange day...first, i wake up and my bangs are like...perfect...i don't know what happened...and then all day i kept having like blatantly republican thoughts...especially in gov class-bizarre...and a little exciting...i thought people were supposed to get more liberal when they went to college?!?

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it has been decided that the third step of glycolysis is ass sucking, which is followed by the production of two pyruvate molecules...sure can't wait for this test tomorrow!

1) What is your full name? Kiah Kathleen Barrette ( Read more... )

the profound question if the day being:

exactly how much paper does one ingest in the process of eating candy buttons?


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thanks to Ryan for fixing my picture! it was...dated...

also on the newsfront...my second fish just met his little fish maker...as I was watching...like he was swimming and then he abruptly stopped, rolled over, and sank...horrific, it really was...

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