Have you ever had a moment when you wished you could go back and do something differently ( Read more... )

I came back to my livejournal to see that a load of people have taken my name off of their list... it's alright though because I never really spoke to the other folks anyway, but for those of you who are still around -- here's an update. A real one ( Read more... )

My little brother and his band, The Sammus Theory, played a show in Idaho Falls on Friday. They're a GREAT live band! Not just saying that 'cause he's my kid brother, it's true.
It's so weird seeing him on stage.

If you listen closely during the first pause, you can hear my pre-pubescent little boy crackvoice screaming "YEAHHHHHH!!!"

Go Sam.

I really hate how feet smell like sourdough bread after a hard night of work.

Feet are so disgusting... it's almost like a phobia. I blame my brothers for 20 years of mixing my clean laundry with their putrid-ass socks. Long story.

Bed.

My myspace profile now features softcore pornographic images of Michelle Branch ( Read more... )

It just occurred to me that the last 3 entries in my livejournal have been specifically about poop.

What's happening to me?

Me. says:
oh my god sarah

Hey did ya see the new POOF? says:
what

Me. says:
i was turtle heading it all the way home

Hey did ya see the new POOF? says:
hahahahaha

Hey did ya see the new POOF? says:
jesus Josh

Me. says:
and when i got home, oh my good lord

Me. says:
dumb and dumber aint got nothing on me

Me. says:
thank god the toilet was

After taking a month off of my el-jay, this is the best I could come up with.

*Shrug*

Love Sarah Silverman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPqFfz6gII

haven't really ever found a place that I call home ( Read more... )

*casually walked in to the ladie's rest room and sat down on the toilet in the middle stall... hanging out enjoying myself when BAM, the door on the next stall slams. I hear the sound of nervous hands ripping at a belt buckle that doesn't seem to want to come off ( Read more... )