Someone/thing out there wants me dead!

[pinkspider43]

So, I've been having the MOST terrible luck lately.  It's insane

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[miraikaede]

You didn't tell me about the near-death experience with the cars.

Goodness, you sure it's safe for you to come visit me Saturday? :P

Oh, and for anyone not familiar: they're not actually called "Taco Hut." It's a Taco Bell, with a Pizza Hut Express.

[pinkspider43]

oh. That near-death experiance must have slipped my mind.

You know, because they've been SO COMMON

[queenoffives]

Beware the germs....!

[pinkspider43]

I got a tetanus shot at the clinic and they put antibiotic stuff on it.

I just also have this ugly ugly scab on my head

[alicetheowl]

What, and funeral processions are immune to all traffic laws? I thought they were supposed to drive under the speed limit, with their lights on? I know other traffic is supposed to yield to funeral processions, but I'm pretty sure they still have to obey most traffic laws.

Don't they?

[pinkspider43]

I would think so. Otherwise they would, you know, get run over by a speeding funeral procession or something crazy like that.

[alicetheowl]

Well, yeah. Exactly. I mean, I know our society makes some concessions for grief, but killing other people? Not really a goal, I'd think . . .

[fravasthebard]

I almost hit a deer once. Flipped my car instead.
;)

[bouncie_chibi]

:D if no one else starts to call you Harry Potter, then I will! xD

Hope your luck gets better. :3