On Byron: "The madness of a person who's entitled to do whatever he goddamn wants." - Inc
On Percy Shelley: "Romantic period equivalent of the punk rocker." -Inc
"I had a date with the prom queen."
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"Hot dog!"
"I'm smiling to this day." -Inc and Lauryn
"You may be smarter, but I'm gonna hit you with the book you're reading." -Drew
"It's a horrible thing to have Charlotte Bronte's words come out of your mouth." -Inc
"You can't argue with a dead person...in more ways than one." -Justin
That one about the prom queen is funnier if you know Incorvati. (Read: ADORABLE LITTLE GAY MAN.)