yesterday i got locked out of my own house... by my grandpa. As we were leaving he locked the garage door and i don't have a key for it. So when we got back, i couldn't get in. We could never find the key either. That sucked ( Read more... )

I'm out of butts and my stomach is hurting. You can't take pills on an empty stomach kids... you'll die ( Read more... )

Jon (Knot) and I stayed up all night watching infomercials and dog soldiers. And playing magic. He and I are going to start playing magic a lot more. I had no idea he was into D&D though. I guess he's been playing all summer. Wow. I can't tell if i like D&D because NO ONE EVER CALLS ME TO SEE IF I WANT TO PLAY WHEN THEY GATHER!!! It hurts... sniff ( Read more... )

I'm listening to the new Cure cd. It's really good. I want to sleep with Robert Smith. Not nescisarily fuck him, just sleep in a bed with him. I don't know. I'm not bisexual in a sense that i want any sexual contact with a man, i just want to sort of creat an illusion of sexual contact between another male and myself. I'm not a fan of sodomy for ( Read more... )

Agh.. my stomach is dying, but, hey, whatever right? comma comma comma comma comma comma ( Read more... )

Get yerself some of this mango jordan. get yerself a whole mouthful.

dreams are repulsive anymore. antiacidic nonsense produced by helium baloons of sleep deprivation that has been answered unexpectedly and abruptly. like when you give your angry ex girlfriend a hug and they drool a bit from shock. foolish dreams. Wicked City is nothing but hentai

I bought a movie that i have been searching for, last night, for almost exactly 4 years. It's called Wizards and it is god. I guess the same guy that animated the origional Lord Of The Rings movies made it. Ahhh.. relish in its greatness....


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am i alone in the assumption that music is going to suck from here on out? maybe i should just give up ( Read more... )

Oh my, I don't like Vacationing with parents ( Read more... )

Goddamn it. Vacation with parents. Michigan. Back on Tuesday. Goddamn it all. Sending a postcard to my therapist if i can find one with a sad face on it and text with something along the lines of "I'm In Michigan, Whoopdie Shit."

!CASTLEVANIA FOR GAMEBOY ADVANCED IS MY FRIEND!

XENOMORPH? WTF IS A SKELETON KEY?