[jongyu] easier said than done

[pinkweather]

easier said than done
~2800 words
Jonghyun/Onew, R, failcrack
summary: Jonghyun’s plan is perfect. His execution, not so much.
warning: uh. almost non-con, but not really? this is so retarded, idek.
a/n: this fic is based entirely off of dubulust’s dream, which he described to me in vivid detail. basically i am just translating it into fic form with some

Comments

[salted_taiyaki]

god damn it i demand a sequel
this is kljsdf ♥ the beginning, the middle, the ending
everything
from the description of jinki's bulge and...thighs, to minho's mischievous smile dohhhh
i love this. poor kibum~ ahumhum
thank you for sharing ♥

[pinkweather]

crying, a sequel is um, kind of impossible :'( i'm terribly sorry! please make do with this retarded piece? ;_; also, loling at the appropriateness of your icon ahahaha

thank you too for reading! :)

[bunni102]

OMG, this fic is so SEXY!!! :3 I bought died from a heart attack reading this. I mean seriously I can just imagine this. Since Jong is now legal he can go drinking with his hyung Jinki~ :D
LMAO, oh key baby you are so funny. But if I was Key I would be like him too. Like seriously I would also want to see Jinki half naked. I really want to see his washboard abs. XD
But bb this fic is so loved and so im gonna mem this. XD I LOVE YOU FOR WRTING THIS~ <3

[pinkweather]

lol i'm so glad you enjoyed reading! :D thank you for your lovely comment :)

[blindteddy]

Goddamit, is he the only one not getting any action tonight?

THIS was probably the best line. ♥ Oh god, Jonghyun, you're made of fail! lol
Though I really wanted to read how Jonghyun raped Jinki, or at least an unconcious Jinki having fun and moaning Jonghyun's name. 8D
I feel like reading Jongyu NC-17. ;OOO; ♥
Ah! Thank you so much! :) I'm so happy right now (despite the fact that I'm doing my English work. Dx)

[pinkweather]

um i'm really not comfortable with writing rape D: which was how my friend's dream originally went, but what really stuck to my mind was the hugeness of onew's...everything and the loltastic image of drunk!jonghyun trying and failing to take off onew's clothes. idk, the way he described it was just hilarious /is shallow

this is just a failcrackfic though, and is not to be taken seriously :< rape is just not down, okay? which is why there is a morning after where onew can freak out or beat jonghyun with a stick or profess his secret mutual love or sth. i shall leave that up to you :) thanks for reading!

[blindteddy]

Ahahaha, don't worry about it! Same here. And, in fact, I don't really like reading that kind of fic but today I was like that. Which is really weird. :| lol

And yeah, I will just imagine that Onew freaked out and Kibum is all lonely at home and Jonghyun─ he will just fail. Because I like him even more when he fails. ♥

[bffimagine]

LOL OMFG JONGHYUN YOU HUGE BALL OF GORGEOUS, HORNY FAIL! <3<3<3<3

Jinki totally wants it, he's just a little too unconscious to be able to tell you so, Jjong.

XD

Poor Kibum. Love the not-so-subtle hint of OnJongKey: "WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME ALONG?!"

♥

Thanks for sharing!

[pinkweather]

yay you noticed the ot3 reference :3 thank you so much for reading!

[lamentedrhyme]

[pinkweather]

omg that gif is kinda creepy but lulz at the same time :')

plan b is lying dormant in the reader's imagination, hahaha. just give it a poke and it will appear~ thanks for reading!

[lamentedrhyme]

LOL I was shocked too at first when he did that :))

But but but b-but bakit? WHY? NOOOOOOOO! Me imagining plan b is as successful as Dubu getting abs LMFAO. T^T

No prob~

[pinkweather]

omigod you are pinay?? :DDD

ahahaha. but onew getting abs is not that far-fetched! you must beliiiieve in him roflmao