List twelve characters without looking at the questions, then answer accordingly.
1.Urahara Kisuke
2.Hino Rei
3.Sohma Hatori
4.Houzuki Suigetsu
5.Soi Fong
6.Suzumiya Haruhi
7.Morinozuka Takashi
8.Haruno Sakura
9.Sohma Ayame
10.Fujioka Haruhi
11.Shihouin Yoruichi
12.Kuchiki Byakuya
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? (Kaiencar or Nanao)
Yoruichi-san...Haruhi is too crazy...
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Umm...duh. Those teeth are secksy.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Byaukushi, Sakura)
To get him that special shampoo that makes his hair nice and shiny. Of course she doesn't...you have to have a reservation or something...he likes to be snobby about everything, and this would be no different.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Kensei)
Some of those cheap romantic novels...with lots of cosplay and roleplaying.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Rei to Haruhi)
HAHAHA Everyone works for Haruhi...she's god.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Soi with Aya or Haruhi)
Haruhi, she would leave her alone and not try to dress her in frilly clothes...
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Rei, Takashi and Byaukushi)
HAHAHAHA someplace expensive and upscale, and they wouldn't talk...just secretly think about how sexy everyone else is and the orgy thee want to have.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Hatori and Haruhi)
*dies laughing* those two would probably try to see who could score higher on the SAT or something...and Hatori would win because he is an amazingly sexy doctor. I can't think of two people more perfect to be best friends.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back? (Kisuke, Sakura)
Heehee...Kisuke would probably steal her panties and bra...and then give them back because they would be too small for Yoruichi-san. She would then proceed to pound him into the ground.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Takashi, Byaukushi)
Uhh...Silent Whisper. I have no idea...those two kind of don't talk unless they need to...
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Kisuke and Sui)
Something involving a hotspring. Water and naked women. THE END.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Takashi)
HAHAHA except for the fact that I would attempt to molest him , I think he would love being my prisoner...err...guest...
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Hatori)
MARRY ME.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Nanao)
umm...I don't think so, but I could be wrong...
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Rei, Sui, Soi)
Soi Fong. She doesn't seem to like men...I think they would get along great...*winkwinknudgenudge*
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Haruhi)
Step off my food rich boys.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Sakura)
Umm...something that would make her cooler? Well I guess after the time skip she is much better...
18. 1, 6 and 12 are having Dim Sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Kisuke, Haruhi S, and Byaukushi)
Haruhi. Duh. She could just make her own new world if she didn't get it.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Rei on Haruhi)
"Hey there sexy, wanna teach me some anatomy?"
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Soi Fong)
Stalking Yoruichi-san. But it would just be a ploy to get her into a cell so they could have kinky jail sex.
21. What is 6's secret? (Haruhi)
SHE IS GOD.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Aya and Yoru)
Yoruichi. Aya would stop to convince Soi Fong to dress up in frilly clothes in order to get into Yoruichi's pants.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? (Hatori and Takashi)
They would probably both say the same thing. They're the voices of reason most of the time.
24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?
(Urahara, Aya, Sui, Yoru, Byaukushi, Soi, Hatori)
Elaborate Missions of Tangled Fate. Whitney, Tim, and Zac. And they would only read it to laugh at it. The End.