How May I Help You?

[pinkymingo]

Title: How May I Help You?
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut, PWP
Warnings: Dirty talk, toys
Summary: Kyuhyun loses a bet with his hyungs and is given the most humiliating task to complete as payment. Things turn out better than he could have ever imagined.
A/N: I blame emo_what97, rei_ming, and kyumin86eunhae for this. Oh the things that happen on twitter~

Comments

[pinkymingo]

Spot for Amber

[emo_what97]

I know I said this when I sent it back to you but OMG IT IS PERFECT ALRIGHT AND I WOULD QUOTE EVERY LINE IF I COULD

Your Sungmin is perfect. Your Kyuhyun is perfect. Even the hyungs are perfect for doing this because it all leaded to hot sex. Everything's good and nothing hurts <3

/slowly slinks back into corner

[pinkymingo]

You reading to me was better than anything, so I will take that in place of you quoting~

I feel like I have a hard time writing Sungmin much differently than the one here. Kyu is easy, but I just see Min as this little minx underneath it all.

/follows into corner with ice cream

[emo_what97]

I'm glad you liked my kid-like voice LOL

He is. He's like such this cute little thing one moment and then he's just moving those hips of his and ;A;

/happily eats and shares ice-cream with you

[pinkymingo]

Spot for Rei

[rei_ming]

holy
FUXKING
SHIT
CAN I TAKE SUNGMIN INSTEAD OR
DFGHJKSDFGHJKSDFGHJK
THAT WAS SO DAMN SEXY
;AAAAAAAA;

GOING TO CRY INCOHERENTLY IN A CORNER FOR A BIT

[pinkymingo]

YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. THOSE BOYS NEED HIM.
At least Mimi and Kyu do.

I have accomplished my goal \o/

[pinkymingo]

Spot for Ngannie

[kyumin86eunhae]

HI. UNFORTUNATELY, NGANNIE IS NOT ALIVE ANYMORE TO LEAVE A PROPER COMMENT BECAUSE A LITERAL MINDFUCK JUST KILLED OFF ALL HER BRAIN CELLS. SHE MIGHT COME BACK LATER. IN CASE IT IS POSSIBLE TO REVIVE PEOPLE WHO DIED FROM A BIG TIME AND ENORMOUS BRAIN ORGASM.

[pinkymingo]

WELL AT LEAST HER SPIRIT IS HERE. OR SOMETHING. EITHER WAY, IT WAS A GOOD WAY TO GO, RIGHT? 8D

[kyumin86eunhae]

SHE COULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF ANY BETTER WAY TO PASS AWAY. AND. SHE WANTS KYUHYUN TIED TO SUNGMIN'S BED. SO.

Oh wait. A proper comments includes comments on quotes and such, right? Wait, all the quotes are under this link: http://pinkymingo.livejournal.com/28297.html

and this is my comment: agsfjrklhrfgaljfshfashfgILGFwiö u gefQÖ OUFGizfgQO FGiö zefgWÖ EUFGASLJFGö qlwifeglsjarfgÖ QIWFDGSKÖFWÖGKURWKFUuraguffffffGUFWegkdfug

Let's say... it's cryptic. Try to decode it. xD

And it's a sex shop, right? Poor Kyuhyun surely is very curious about other sex toy's functions... Ming should demonstrate him all the toys. Interactive, of course. xD

OH BUT SERIOUSLY HAVE THIS VISUALIZED FOR ME. I'VE BEEN A FUCKING GOOD GIRL. I WROTE PORN WHENEVER I COULD. I RESEARCHED JAPANESE YAOI SMUT AND COME ON. I DESERVE THIS AS A PORN VIDEO. DON'T FORGET THE SWEAT VEST OKAY. WE ALL HAVE THIS NERD FETISH.

[pinkymingo]

Spot for Fishy~

[rudeminnesotan]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.....

[pinkymingo]

Spot for Lena

[khaus414]

GDI O_O

[pinkymingo]

You're welcome 8D

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW. DAMN IT KYUHYUN.

[khaus414]

;~~~~~~;