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[pinnedtoatree]

I'm going to kill my mother if she doesn't stop treating me like I'm 5. So, if there's a warrant out for my arrest, you know why I did, and please be understading enough to hide me and/or bail me out of jail.

Comments

[ha1cyon]

Dun worry, sister! I've got a lot of road maps. I could get us out of this country right quick ;D

[rhenia_ra]

Always ready to be an alibi, Maggie! ♥

[casaba]

There's a nice crawlspace in my basement that you can hide in!

[gershwingirl85]

No one ever thinks to look in my bedroom ('cause you can't ever find anything), so I've got a big closet and a mattress pad for you if you need it.