The cool air snuck upon my face around 6:30 this morning as I lay wondering why it wasn't light yet. Surely I didn't sleep through the day? Since the last move I still have yet to procure a bed. I've actually grown accustomed to the hardness of the floor. It works well if you're sleeping on your back, but once on the left or right side, fetal ( Read more... )

12:40 pm - MOODY BLOOM TUESDAY AFTERNOON ( Read more... )

TI woke up, damnit! And took a piece of steel wool to the walls with bleach to start in on the heavy yellow grease stains that have accumulated there from vigorous fry cooking. In the process, I heard a loud knock and went to the window to peer out. The was a large group of Mexican kids down below throwing rocks at my apartment. "Hey, you kids quit ( Read more... )

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I was at the second birthday party I attended last weekend when it occured to me that jumping on the trampoline would be the thing to do. Having managed many a decent backflip in my time, I decided for a late nighter. I didn't jump nearly high enough and only completed half of the turn. This resulted in me landing on my head. The two other guys on ( Read more... )

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You're journal is quickly becoming a blue collar country song about meatloaf and corn. How droll.

"Eventually, you will weed through these journal entries and then hit 'delete ( Read more... )

"You should really try and dry out ( Read more... )

Rent a porno called "Color Blind 5". (Whether you watch the material or not is irrelevent.) Pick the main menu and choose "Interview with the director". It's sectioned off with flying topics like "Motivation", then cuts to the director's comments. He also tells the viewer how to get started in the "industry". If retarded's on the agenda, I think ( Read more... )