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[pinupfemme]

I had what I think may have been a dream. Tony Danza kept calling me a slut while picking his teeth, enjoying the complimentary minty flavor, and doing a crossword puzzle on my back. Bent over the table at the IHOP, my tits smashed against plates of pancakes and honey mustard dressing. "Whats a three letter word for a portable bed slut" he demanded

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[xrspex]

that in fact was no dream. you really are a slut and you owe me $350. next time i won't let my banana and strawberry stuffed pancakes go to waste. slut bag.

[pinupfemme]

oh believe me I know it wasn't a dream. I found a potato wedged in...well, nevermind about that.
Its slut bag now? how. rude.