So, I just heard that I have had sex with 300 people!

Jun 22, 2005 20:49

LOL What a rumor! Apparently, I am AMAZING and have had so much time for all this fucking. Really I feel a little sad that it isn't true, being that I am a proud slut. So. To make me feel better and since I am an ambitious femme; I am now accepting 225 applicants to help me make this rumor true. We might need a couple extra's as its somewhere ( Read more... )

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danielmath June 23 2005, 02:08:01 UTC
where can i pick up an app?

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pinupfemme June 24 2005, 19:38:30 UTC
you can find my email address on my info page. email me and we can start the interview process ;)

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punzel June 23 2005, 02:12:26 UTC
(laughing) That was a beautiful way to handle such silliness. As if it were anyone's business but someone with whom you are sexually involved!

It doesn't take much at all to fuel a rumor. My sophmore year in high school, I took 3 (male) dates to homecoming, all of whom were 19 or older, out of high school. (The eldest was my boyfriend.) They were allowed to cut it up and talk about anything they wanted with anyone, but none of them represented their relationships to me inaccurately.

The next week there were all sorts of totally untrue rumors going about school, including that one of them was my pimp, one was a congressman, that I had given blowjobs to the entire football team in the men's room (but not my dates!). . . I think it was just the threatening idea that a woman would bring three dates to a dance.

The sad thing is, none of them remembered to bring me a corsage.

But oh, it was fun. I always had someone to dance with.

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thanks :) pinupfemme June 24 2005, 19:58:27 UTC
haha thats wonderful. I love it. Thats a great plan; starting absurd rumors about yourself just to observe what people do with them. Unfortunately its not really necessary to start them yourself when you're on line all the time. The internet seems to allow high school to continue forever; immature, petty people with too much time on their hands can try to cause a lot of trouble for you even if you've never met them. Thats my experience anyway. Its evident this person knows nothing about me if they think that calling me a slut (i.e. 300 sexual partners) is an insult. That word was reclaimed long ago, its the beauty of being an evolved queer.
And you're right. It really isn't anyone's business unless I am planning on becoming intimate with them. :)

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Re: thanks :) punzel June 28 2005, 16:09:58 UTC
People who do drama want to get a response, it's very tempting to feed the beast sometimes. It's hard to figure out how to respond such that you're not just reacting, and it's hard to know when to walk away, and when to speak up with hopes that you'll take a hit only in terms of community standing for the short-term, but in the long run people will see that you were willing to call "bullshit" when you saw it, and that you did it in a way that avoided name-calling, with concern for the community's health as a whole. Hard stuff.

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therealkeltik June 23 2005, 02:23:03 UTC
you pissed at me...?

if not... ill sign up... :P

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pinupfemme June 24 2005, 20:03:14 UTC
I am not pissed at you, dork.

You were already on this list...but do you think you can handle it? ;)

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therealkeltik June 25 2005, 02:09:27 UTC
ok, thats good.

i didnt realise :D

and probably not... :P

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pinupfemme June 29 2005, 00:20:30 UTC
Don't worry, I'll go easy on you ;)

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justbreathe247 June 23 2005, 02:26:19 UTC
OMG.. hahaa
You're a nut grrl ;)

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pinupfemme June 24 2005, 20:08:20 UTC
what? me? lol

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stone_edge June 23 2005, 02:32:26 UTC
I personally want to have my cake and eat it too.

I wonder what it is like to fuck a cake? I'm sure not very responsive. Maybe if it was freshly baked, hmmm and maybe a little undercooked.

Thanks for having such a good sense of humor.

*Hoping your numbers increase x3....lol.

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pinupfemme June 24 2005, 20:10:00 UTC
you are a sick pervert. <3

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stone_edge June 24 2005, 22:57:15 UTC
Why, thank you for noticing.

*hugs*

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