April 9th, 5 p.m. to April 10th, 5 p.m. 2005 ( Read more... )

I had what I think may have been a dream. Tony Danza kept calling me a slut while picking his teeth, enjoying the complimentary minty flavor, and doing a crossword puzzle on my back. Bent over the table at the IHOP, my tits smashed against plates of pancakes and honey mustard dressing. "Whats a three letter word for a portable bed slut" he demanded ( Read more... )

so uh, I was just filmed for a documentary on the epidemic of crystal meth. With no warning and no makeup!!(don't ask, I had a hard morning)Luckily its only the side of my face. I guess they wanted to show that the front desk staff were clearly not afflicted with the addiction. *fat girl ( Read more... )

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BOUND FOR ASIA: Drinks, Performances, Raffel, Bondage Night...all for a good cause

United Volunteers is raising money to cover costs of sending folks to Asia over the next 2-3 months to lend humanitarian aid towards those affected by the tsunami diaster.

T's Bar has been kind enough to let us have a guest bartender night this Thursday.

There is ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Take a chainsaw-juggling class.

Get your resolution here

I would just like to thank the academy, my secret stalker, and Jesus (happy birthday you sexworker lovin, conscientiously objecting, homeless nomad advocating for the poor and differently abled, witch doctor of my heart. *lights candle* here's to protecting the earth's inhabitants from your more militant misguided followers and may your true ( Read more... )

to attend Demonica Valentine's HerFierceness  25th Birthday party this Saturday! Aren't you so excited?!

Here is a link to the evite: http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?inviteId=VPZCIJNYZSZZQFGHLZHD&li=iq&src=email

CHICAGO PEOPLE- Hussy Galore ( Read more... )

Yesterday a friend voted early at a polling location in Austin. She voted straight Democratic. When she did the final check, lo and behold every vote was for the Democratic candidates except that it showed she had voted for Bush/Cheney for president/vice pres. She immediately got a poll official. On her vote, it was corrected. She called the Travis ( Read more... )