Uyt den ouden stoffighen doos:
One last statement before I go
and fall into comatose state:
If I and somebody who is always early
were joined at the head, then surely
the combination of us would still be late~!
This bold statement just because
-and I think you will not dare to disagree-
no matter how well you make your blend
of gracious goodness and mal-intent,
There will always be the part that's just too darn ME.
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in IRISH dialect:
Wan last statement before oi go
an' fall into comatose state:
If oi an' somebody who is alwus early
were joined at de noggin, den surely
the combinashun av us wud still be late~!
This bauld statement jist cos
-an' oi tink yer will not dare ter disagree-
no matter 'oy well yer make yer blend
of gracious goodness an' mal-intent,
There will alwus be de part that's jist too darn ME.
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in SCOTTISH dialect:
Ain lest statement afair Ah gang
ain faa intae comatose state:
If Ah an' somebody fa is aye early
waur joined at ra heed, 'en surely
the combination ay us woods still be late~!
This bauld statement jist because
-ain Ah hink ye wulnae daur tae disagree-
no matter foo weel ye make yer blend
of gracioos goodness an' mal-intent,
Thaur will aye be ra part that's jist too darn ME.
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in GEORDIE dialect:
One last statement befawa ah gan
and faal intee comatose state:
If ah an' sumbody whe is elwis early
weor joined at the nappa, then surely
the combination iv wor wud still be late~!
This bold statement just cos
-and ah think yee winnet dare tuh disagree-
no mattor ha wey yee myek yor blend
of gracious goodness an' mal-intent,
Theor will elwis be the part that's just an' aaal darn ...us.
[ 02-09-2003 ]
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