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[pip9]

Damn, this summer secsion sucks. I get so mad at assholes who bitch about having a summer job. Bleh. try 8-5 which is when my first class is and my last class ends. Hopefully i will be able to visit some family on the west coast. Gotta find a way to generate some money. I wonder if the sperm bank is open now? Always can whore myself out.

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[introspectrum]

Sup whore! This is your boyfriend matt! Just trying to figure out why you haven't been callin me. I guess witht that 8-5 BS you don't have much time. And you missed the roman candle war of a lifetime. JOE WON! Just lettin u know I'm on here now. You can see my war wound in my last entry...it's pretty.

[introspectrum]

i didnt see a pic. joe mentioned how you got the back of your neck burned though. Trust me though, you have not even see a roman candle fight till ya come down to TEXAS. talk about drunk and stupid things. I think this is up there. THere are these huge roman candles i got called 5 double shot reporters. seriously, the size of morters for explosions. almost blew my face off and a friend's of mines head off. it was awsome. Also, get some saturn missels and just "accidently" tip them over aiming at joe, now that is some funny shit

[doubledeeds]

Yeah, and while that little bitchy pussy ass burn be all on your nuts and shit the zebra will be like, "Hell's yes you scrotum whores of uranus!!!!" and thats when well let of the crayola rockets of 90 degree lovin on your ass and kneck just like shamu. Reckoginze, byatch!