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Jul 29, 2005 05:26

ok ive got scene for my first movie, i heard about this second hand via Mirc ( Read more... )

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full version is better pipefitter July 29 2005, 02:41:41 UTC
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.

Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.

Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.

Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.

Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.

Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

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mellowmcyellow July 29 2005, 07:58:35 UTC
There's a Tucker Max story like that, but just with piss instead of shit.

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deucehead August 6 2005, 15:15:58 UTC
hahaha thats fucking hilarious

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