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I know I haven't been writing much. Things have been a bit rough, and I am not a person who writes when things are rough. So I'm going to write something totally frivolous that'll cheer me up.
Here is my impression of a writers' meeting for True Blood.
"So, right, then Sookie gets mad, because she's tired of being protected and she has to do the right thing and be her own woman."
"And Bill says . . . he says . . . oh, hell, I can't write for that accent."
"He says, 'SOOKIE!' And he's naked."
"Then Tara and Eggs have hot sex."
"We did that last week. And the week before."
"Who cares? And then Sam gets trapped and has to shapeshift to get away."
"We did that last week too."
"Then Jessica and Hoyt have sex, and then Jason has sex with somebody or other, and then, I don't know, everybody has sex because Marianne's having an orgy."
"We definitely did that last week."
"Yeah, well, we'll throw in a few biting scenes. Think we've got enough sex?"
"I guess. Everybody has sex, somebody or other bites somebody, and then we chain the big Swedish dude to a church altar and call it a night."
"I wanna hear Bill say, 'All the damn vampiahs.' Think we could work that in?"
"Oh, shut up. Go make sure everybody's waxed, okay?"
Here is my impression of a writers' meeting for True Blood.
"So, right, then Sookie gets mad, because she's tired of being protected and she has to do the right thing and be her own woman."
"And Bill says . . . he says . . . oh, hell, I can't write for that accent."
"He says, 'SOOKIE!' And he's naked."
"Then Tara and Eggs have hot sex."
"We did that last week. And the week before."
"Who cares? And then Sam gets trapped and has to shapeshift to get away."
"We did that last week too."
"Then Jessica and Hoyt have sex, and then Jason has sex with somebody or other, and then, I don't know, everybody has sex because Marianne's having an orgy."
"We definitely did that last week."
"Yeah, well, we'll throw in a few biting scenes. Think we've got enough sex?"
"I guess. Everybody has sex, somebody or other bites somebody, and then we chain the big Swedish dude to a church altar and call it a night."
"I wanna hear Bill say, 'All the damn vampiahs.' Think we could work that in?"
"Oh, shut up. Go make sure everybody's waxed, okay?"