Suck an Elf!

[pippie_poppins]

So, it's been a while. I keep trying to update, but mostly my lj time is filled with random comment replies to your entries

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[pippie_poppins]

Resistance is futile, BB. I don't care if you're into boys, girls, or pandas, you will fall in love with Wolf, I'm 99% sure.

:DDD We should plan a Saturday or something, right?

[wheres_walnut]

LORD, I MISS YOU EXPRESSING PERFECTLY EVERYTHING WITH GIFS.

I MISS YOU.

I AM SO DOWN.

NOTHING COULD BE DOWNER.

I WILL BE THERE.

I BARELY REMEMBER HOW TO KNIT BUT LOL I WILL BRING MY STUFF AND FIGURE IT OUT. FEEL FREE TO LAUGH AT MY FAILURES.

[pippie_poppins]

IT'S LIKE MY ONE TRUE ART FORM. IF I CAN'T FIND A GIF TO EXPRESS MYSELF, IT DOESN'T EXIST.

I MISS YOUR FACE, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PIE AND COOKIES UNTIL YOU BURST. DID I MENTION THAT I WILL SUPER CLEAN EVERYTHING SO IT'S NUT FREE? I DIDN'T? I DID NOW. HOW ABOUT OATMEAL COOKIES?

I CAN HELP YOU, NO WORRIES BB!

[wheres_walnut]

AHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A BLACK BELT IN GIF EXPRESSION. IF THERE WAS AN OLYMPICS FOR PARTY POSTING. IF ONLY.

........... HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN MAKING OATMEAL EVERYTHING FOR THE LAST WEEK.

SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING. OH MY GOODNESS AND THESE:

http://www.cookiemadness.net/2008/06/chocolate-chip-cookies-made-with-oil/

WITH NO NUTS/DATES/RICE CRISPIES AND WITH A BUTT LOAD OF OATMEAL ARE SO TASTY. SOOOOOOO TASTYYYYYY.

I TRUST YOUR KNITTING SKILLZ. THE Z MEANS YOU ARE EXTRA TALENTED.

[pippie_poppins]

IF ONLY CURRENCY COULD BE PICTURES IN MY PB. I'D BE RICH. AND I'D LIKE A GIF OFF TO HAPPEN DURING ONTD OLYMPICS OR SOMETHING.

.....WE'RE SHARING BRAIN WAVES BECAUSE I MADE A TON OF OATMEAL THINGS LAST WEEK.

I'M GOING TO TRY THOSE, BECAUSE THEY LOOK BOMB, TOO BAD I AM OUT OF EGGS AND NOT BUTTER.

I HAVE BEEN KNITTING FOR THREE MONTHS. DON'T WORRY, I AM A PROFESSIONAL.

[gleeful_t]

I MISS YOU I'M GOING TO BAKE AND PRETEND WE'RE BAKING TOGETHER.

Sidenote: CAN YOU MAKE MACAROONS? I AM SO SO OBSESSED WITH THEM RIGHT NOW. I hadn't had them until recently WHAT WAS I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

I was a mixture of both of those gifs AND NOW I AM ONLY THE FIRST ONE. I'VE BEEN KNITTING A LOT.

[pippie_poppins]

OMG, ME TOO. French macaroons or American? We baked French ones at school, and they were delish. We could flavor our own, and I made Honey Lavender (Lavender Macaroons, Honey Buttercream).

AMERICAN MACAROONS ARE AMAZING TOO. And that's saying something, cause I don't care for coconut. IDK BB, OUR LIVES WERE SAD BEFORE MACAROONS, LET ME TELL YOU.

I've made two Hogwarts scarfs (one Ravenclaw, one Hufflepuff, and I'm working on another Ravenclaw) and a million soldiers ribbons. That's about it. I have a million things I WANT to work on, but I haven't gotten to those yet. What did you make BB?

[gleeful_t]

FRENCH! FRENCH MACAROONS! HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM?

OMG I want to make those! What are soldiers ribbons? My usual scarf to make is two knit, two purl; I've been working on three with yarn my family picked out for me to make for them. But I think next I'm going to compile leftover yarn and make a Fourth Doctor-inspired scarf.

[pippie_poppins]

I'm going for the fourth Doctor scarf when I can remember to get the yarn, but I have way too many projects right now, I'm going to text you the TARDIS scarf I'm working on, you can find the first half of the pattern in my last entry, BB!

Ribbons are like teeny scarfs (5 sts) looped over to form a ribbon that my mom is giving away with donations for my dad's Veterans Foundation.

GURRRRL FRENCH MACAROONS ARE LEGIT, I WILL FIND YOU THE RECIPE. HERE IS A PICTURE

[dextrosinistral]

ASKASKFJLAFKHTEW 10TH KINGDOM, I AM SO IN.

Pardon the capslock, this was the top entry on my flist and it is quite possibly BEST FIRST FLIST ENTRY TO READ EVER.

[ms_creant]

HEADBAND THAT FASTENS WITH A BUTTON I really hope I remember this right because it's been a while since I've made one and I've never actually written the pattern down before: