It's all
sweetestdrain's fault. As most things are.
I wasn't there when the challenge was issued, way back in January; I was simply told the next day "Everyone is making their own vid to TiK ToK! And you have to do one too! Choose a fandom and keep it SECRET!" o.O
My friends are clearly sick and twisted individuals with a hard-on for torture, and they deserve to reap what they sow. Therefore, I made them a Dethklok vid. HAPPY TIK TOK, BITCHES.
Vid: "TiK ToK"
Musical Artist: Ke$ha
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Summary: Brutal.
Download here (DivX, 51.1 MB)
Or watch the streaming version (password is "brutal"):
You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com
Metalocalypse - "TiK ToK" from
Pipsqueaky on
Vimeo.
Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Chorus (x2):
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock but the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us --
(Chorus x2)
DJ, you build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
With my hands up, you got me now
You got that sound, yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in
(Chorus x2)
Notes:
There are some technical issues with this vid, mostly revolving around the fact that I (a) have completely forgotten how to rip & clip since my last vid two years ago, and (b) tried and tried to get rid of the interlacing by using an inverse telecine process, and it never quite worked, so I had to de-interlace instead. Which, since it's animated source, means it looks a little blocky (especially the first section, for some reason). So, yeah, visual quality is a bit ... hinky. Maybe after I get a new vidding computer, I'll be able to fix it.
On a non-vidding-related note, hi there! You should be watching Metalocalypse. IT'S BRUTAL. And by brutal I mean completely ridiculous and awesome. It's an animated show airing on Adult Swim and it revolves around the biggest death metal band in the world, made up of five lovable vulgar morons (plus their manager who is AMAZEBALLS). It has more cursing, drugs, nudity, and senseless death than you can shake an amputated arm at. As an example, here are the names of some of the clips I used in this vid: "monsterbondageflashytits", "dickplay_carnage", "nakedboatpee", "releasethekitties". All 100% descriptive, I assure you. Vidding this show was HELL because we were supposed to keep our source secret from everyone else doing the TiK ToK challenge, and I wanted nothing more than to grab random people and yell stuff like "I love Toki Wartooth MORE THAN LIFE, YOU GUYS". And I couldn't! But now I can. SO THERE. ;P
If you're not sick of "TiK ToK" yet - and if not, what's wrong with you? - you should go watch these other amazing vids:
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